I had to listen a few times but I’m pretty sure he says “send help”Ronnie made a tiny little sound.All our fears for your son's well being are over soph....thanks for sharing
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Maz81
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I left a review too!
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DoodlePoodle
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Knowing how much she enjoys trolling us here wouldn’t it be hilarious if she did a post to congratulate Onslow on his 500k and played “Simply the best” over it?! I’d actually give her credit for that!
Go on Zoph..... you know you want to!
Go on Zoph..... you know you want to!
Wowser “she works so hard” is an absolute piss take from that shit stain of a bloke. The blisters on my feet and my sweaty chafed chunky thighs from actual graft yesterday are bastard knacking me, but you carry on praising your Dopey prick of a wife you fucking bulgy eyed troglodyte.
Oh and her self congratulations this morning are filthy aren’t they. She’s one sick puppy. Superfuckingwoman. She offends me I’m slogging my guts out whilst this twat “pops a link” up and thinks she’s the messiah.
Oh morning trolls
Oh and her self congratulations this morning are filthy aren’t they. She’s one sick puppy. Superfuckingwoman. She offends me I’m slogging my guts out whilst this twat “pops a link” up and thinks she’s the messiah.
Oh morning trolls
xxmy4girlsxx
Member
Hubby has just put a vest on to cut the grass...I've reeled off all the jokes about vests that I've seen on here (thanks guyzzzz) and he's now stormed upstairs saying he's taking the fucker off 
Atv x
Atv x
Maz81
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I feel like we live in two very contrasting worlds right now! We seeing the absolute best there is in human nature and then we see people like hinch, who doesn't have an ounce of integrity and for the life of me, I can not figure out what she's done so inspirational!
Need I say more
Need I say more
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Vera Stanhope
Chatty Member
Was Lardsnomes digging a hole to try to escape from Hinchville?
Because it would need to be a bloody big hole for him to fit in.
Because it would need to be a bloody big hole for him to fit in.
DHizzleSchnizzle
Member
Guyssss
just a shhiiidee note-chur...
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I will leave that with you all for today.... 
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just a shhiiidee note-chur...
Amazon is currently approving reviews on items you have never purchased. Just go to the item and review...
I will leave that with you all for today....
have fun!
DipsyDoodle
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A little turtle head? Mate, the first three inches are coldHow fast are the threads moving these days! I love it! She must well get a little turtle head of worry about how much Tattle is picking up
Just caught up with today's shitshow, so she bothers to wipe over the dining chairs with Zoflora, even though they never bloody sit on them, but doesn't move the entire table settings to clean it? Those plates and stuff must be crusty as fuck
they've been there months!
DoodlePoodle
VIP Member
I just watched Captain Tom on the news finishing his 100 laps. Over £12mil raised! 
THATS CHARITY ZOPH!!!
That gorgeous man has more charity in his little finger than her, Vestlife, Doggieronniesizeofperu and the chatty baby put together!
Just shut up Zoph. Go and make a mugshot and STFU!
THATS CHARITY ZOPH!!!
That gorgeous man has more charity in his little finger than her, Vestlife, Doggieronniesizeofperu and the chatty baby put together!
Just shut up Zoph. Go and make a mugshot and STFU!
Angielou1980
Chatty Member
My face watching her miming to Whitney video.
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rosalierae
Chatty Member
Ha ha ha ha I actually laughed out LAUDAAAAAAAHHHH when I saw it was fucking burgers again for the 10008th day running. Why would anybody think that was a good idea? My question is - Did they anticipate a decade of burgers and bulk buy 80 packets of Birdseye’s best or is Veston Blumentaal nipping down to Iceland for an essential burger dash on the daily? Is burgers the only food source left in the tiny hamlet of Maldon? Has the apocalypse happened there and frozen cows arsehole burgers are the only thing left standing after all the normal food has withered away? And why does she have to turn everything into a burger? Oh yes I’ll make something nice for RonnieblessimznevereatenarealvegetableorplayedwthanormaltoybutitsokbecauzeheLovesToStandAndRunLapsAroundTheGarden AND THEN ILL SQUASH IT ALL TOGETHER TO MAKE THE WORLD’S MOST DEPRESSING BURGER
FOR
FUCKS
ACTUAL
SAKE
Also- just when I thought she couldn’t BE anymore fucking basic, she tells that HiLaRiOuS anecdote about the ‘festival’.
Sophie
Mate
You are hideously, Mindnumbingly dull. Yes I could stop watching you but it’s like a compulsion to witness something unpleasant / thank my lucky stars my life is nothing like as EMPTY AND SOULLESS as your absolute black hole of an existence.
FOR
FUCKS
ACTUAL
SAKE
Also- just when I thought she couldn’t BE anymore fucking basic, she tells that HiLaRiOuS anecdote about the ‘festival’.
Sophie
Mate
You are hideously, Mindnumbingly dull. Yes I could stop watching you but it’s like a compulsion to witness something unpleasant / thank my lucky stars my life is nothing like as EMPTY AND SOULLESS as your absolute black hole of an existence.
Joejaypenzance
New member
Only stumbled by this site at the weekend as Hinch was grating on me so searched up reviews/info about her.
Started following her Insta out of curiosity as I find housework/cleaning so bloody boring. Was just interested what it’s all about. Who the fuck does this all day. The horrendous manic cleaning and endless product use. They must all be high as kites breathing in all the fumes.
I bought a glade plug in last week and hubby and kids went nuts. Said it was giving them a headache and it was all they could taste when they ate.
Honestly reading through all the comments has had me in stitches All confirming what I was thinking anyway!
All the vest
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Started following her Insta out of curiosity as I find housework/cleaning so bloody boring. Was just interested what it’s all about. Who the fuck does this all day. The horrendous manic cleaning and endless product use. They must all be high as kites breathing in all the fumes.
I bought a glade plug in last week and hubby and kids went nuts. Said it was giving them a headache and it was all they could taste when they ate.
Honestly reading through all the comments has had me in stitches
All confirming what I was thinking anyway!All the vest
x
Laura VanderBooben
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it’s okay we ronnieblesshimhasnoteefbutforcedtoeatthoseburnttunacakes Understand and feel bad for youse (high Moanio) having to endure your mum’s cooking
shadyessex33
VIP Member
Please god no! Can you imagine! Surely she wouldn’t have the front to do that? Mother of the year!
I reckon she is co-writing it with Maddie McCann’s Mum
Cupcakemum
VIP Member
Fuck me, that was embarrassing! Imagine that conversation...What the actual fuck is that new story?!?!?!
Hinch.. Oi Jamiiieeeee, I have hadzzz ideazzz! Lettzzz dooooz a tic tok to be relatable and show that we're perfecttttttt couplezzz goalzzzzz
J... yeh babes, what do I av to do?
H.. just standzzzz there on youzzz footzzz while I play a song about you being a useless cheat
J... but I don't wanna, the ladzzzz already take the piss and I ain't seen my balls in a year
H... erm, listen 'ere matttttte! I payzzzz your wagezzz and you will act a twat on my say so!
J.. ok, where do you want me love