Mrs Hinch #132 Essential nails and parenting fails

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Whitelilac

I knew I had seen the ringworm answer somewhere before, it was such a stupid answer it stuck in my mind. Great detective work Rebecca - is there anything this woman wont lie about
 
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DebbieF

Well, well she’s having a day away from SM she might actually play with Ronnie instead of faffing her already clean home.
 
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DoodlePoodle

Ooooh @Rebecca Wrong-daily You win the internet! Bloody brilliant start to my morning!!!

So now that the fuse on her tampax has been well and truly lit she’s having a “day off” Ha!! Been up since 5.30 reading Tattle and panicking?! And going to delete the news apps but not SM? Priorities right there folks!
I 100% think Ma Barker is staying there and it must be exhausting trying to pretend otherwise.
 
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EughCleaning

Absolute fecking GOLLLLLLD.
Sure hide away for the day....we will all remember your lies tomorrow and the next day and so on....
Got my coffee cup ready for the scratching, head twisting different nail coloured meltdown. I reckon in the heat of it Momo is a good comparison in features.
Cheers for the laughs Hinch, you prize bell!
 
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Allthebest!

Spending the day off social media to her means posting 50 stories instead of 80. The only time the shit cunt spent more than 2 hours off Insta was Christmas and thats only because she couldn't film the chefs doing their dinners No sensible person would eat Grinches and Ma Barkers cooking What a let down, turning up on Christmas day to eat cat shit on a plate with a side of cauliflower cheese and 1 aunt bessie yorkie
 
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DoubleTrouble1712

This is brilliant, RWD you have made my morning! Maybe she’s having a day away from social media whilst she figures out how to get out of this one. She can’t even say she’s done it again and forgotten she already did it before, if you look at the writing it’s clearly exactly the same page.
 
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DoodlePoodle

I’d like to put in a bid for tomorrow’s Tattle Bingo....

A screen shot of messages from the lemmings along the lines of “You deserve a rest. You work so hard. This is such a scary time for you. Blah fucking blah”🥱
 
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Mejustme

So she's been up since 5.30 I'd like to think it's because her conscience is troubling her, but I really don't think she has one .......
 
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Jyhy1110

Good spot! Let’s hope cleaning my anxiety away pulls her up on this bullshit as she will know she’s lying! What a deceitful bitch hinch
 
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Flossy2019

DoodlePoodle said:
I’d like to put in a bid for tomorrow’s Tattle Bingo....

A screen shot of messages from the lemmings along the lines of “You deserve a rest. You work so hard. This is such a scary time for you. Blah fucking blah”🥱
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Then a recap of what she did today
 
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Kazzi45

Ronnie being fed his bottle of juice whilst sat in his pushchair in the garden! Is that kid allowed to do anything on his own? She would not cope if Jamie had to go to work like my partner
What's happened ???
 
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Nottonightbabe

Whitelilac said:
So we have fresh compost on her Hinch list. Planning another non essential purchase/ delivery are we Sophie?
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To be fair I'm after a compost delivery at the mo. But that's because I'm growing a load of my own food this year as I'm concerned about the food supply in months to come. So I class that as essential. I'm guessing that's not what she's doing though, you can't grow a mug shot or an Ella's pouch...
And she's having a day off, quelle surprise!
 
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DoodlePoodle

Kazzi45 said:
Ronnie being fed his bottle of juice whilst sat in his pushchair in the garden! Is that kid allowed to do anything on his own? She would not cope if Jamie had to go to work like my partner

What's happened ???
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Look at page 1 of this thread
 
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GossipBug

Stopgiving your baby juice!!

No baby needs all that extra sugar FFS!! She's going to have a severely obese kid if she's not careful!!
 
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