Mrs Hinch #127 Hinch clapping for the NHS, nearly dropped Ronnie, All The Best!

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Of course she eats tinned spaghetti and sausages
The eat like kids don’t they. A lot of kids will eat better than this! This is a quick breakfast after a busy week & you don’t have the energy to make proper food. Not something 2 bone idle people should be eating
 
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It is annoying me that the Tv is not central with the shelf unit above it, none of it matches, I’ve also noticed that she’s got more and more eBay clutter everywhere, and that vase on the dining table would have to go, when Ronnie is mobile he’s going to pull the whole lot off the table anyway, the whole house is an accident waiting to happen
 
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Sabrina the Teenage Witch!! My girls watched this when they were about 8 & 10. It makes her feel like a child again. Well she behaves like a child all the time. I find her behaviour very disturbing for a woman of her age and she's supposed to help people with mental health. Lord help us!!
 
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Possibly. He could yank her eBay earrings out or pull her extensions out if he was on her hip. But she’s just hoisting him up every two seconds ones but more or less throws him poor child gonna have a headache
 
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I can’t believe all three of them went to drop off supplies for her mum and dad. They definitely didn’t, she just went to go and see them. Poor Ronnie are an peas no vs always looks about an enthusiastic as a palm tree.
YESSSSS!!!! Put the damn baby on your hip woman!!!!
 
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My postman said the other day to us to not pick up our post for 30 mins as apparently it can linger on paper (as if we don’t have enough to worry about!) he advised to leave it for an hour to be on the safe side. We had a big parcel the other day and he threw it on my door mat when opened the door & I left it til I remembered about it ages later. Is your mum able to do this with mail or shopping? Then still wash her hands after she’s touched them. I know it’s not ideal, but as a stop gap until you get your hands on some.
 
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Fucking hell yesterday was the tour of Gifted Towers and today more fake fan mail she’s sent herself. Honestly have a day off Hinch! You have zero content and you’re boring as fuck.
She didn’t fucking invent LISTS
‘Hinch list’ my fucking arse mate
 
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Literally so much stuff will have to go then he’s walking which is probably another reason why she’s isn’t encouraging it. Even the tv isn’t safe she’s gonna want to move that on the wall or spend all day cleaning grubby handprints off it. I always see these people who try to be like Mrs hinch with grey immaculate houses and they are often pregnant or have small babies and all I can think is this house is gonna be impractical when that baby is on the move.
 
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I’m back guuuyyyssss! Had to have a little break because she was making me homicidal! Nice to see in the few weeks I’ve been away nothing has changed for Verucca despite a global pandemic. Still fake, vain, irritating and thick as shit. Worrying the kid hasn’t progressed one bit since I last watched one of her stories too!
 
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She carrys him round like an absolute twat she really has no clue at all how to mother
 
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Her house is a bit of a riot isn’t it. Everything’s just shoved in & put together. Her house is just full of stuff. I wonder if the accident will happen before she moves the stuff away or will she actually be productive and see Ronnie is starting to move and clear it away. If she puts a play pen up to replace the play mat so as not to destroy her shitey decor then she’s even more scum than I first thought.
 
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I think there must have been 3 of them visiting the barkers as who was videoing it for the gram ? .
Sabrina teenage witch and sausage with spaghetti on barely cooked toast , Keenan and Kel and all those Disney movies ,I find her very infantile . I'd imagine she is very high maintainance . She constantly rolls her eyes at Jamie or dismisses what he says , grow a pair ffs !!! She never actually shows her cooking any proper dinner though or showing them eating jacket potatoes which are cheap, pretty much cook themselves, very easy to make and fillling .. such a shame
 
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Did you not know that she is saving the world?? She is vile and I was going to send her message about this but the bellend would not listen. I would be very surprised if the crisis team were using those words ‘do a hinch list’ because if that was one of my colleagues I would be having words with them about using the correct terminology as there is so much more to it than just fucking cleaning and making your bed. She is just an annoying fuck cunt

Awwww lovely to see you back. I was wondering where you had gone.
 
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Why did they need to drop supplies off for her parents? Pa barker is charging his car so clearly is able to drive out and about themselves. The rules are one person leaves the house for shopping, it’s not a family trip out.

And seriously, why can’t she hold Ronnie properly?! She’s so awkward with him.
 
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Thank you!!! Isolation has given me a new lease to keep picking the rancid prick apart
 
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She holds him like someone has just plonked him in her arms and she doesn’t know what to do
 
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