Mrs Hinch #119 Salt & Pepper pots galore and pond water casserole once more

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So the one thing her son likes and enjoys she hates!! I don't hate any of my kids toys. Yes a few of them may not be my favourite but they get enjoyment out of them so that's all that matters. You know what tho Soph if you actually sat down on the floor with him and sang along to the nursery rhymes little Ronnie would probably love it!! I do it with my daughter every day coz she has the same book and it's amazing how much she has picked up from me singing along with the book. We do the actions and she tries to copy the words. That is what Ronnie needs but oh no mummy is too busy storying her lies for Instagram!!
 
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Just had a look at the lyrics to All Rise...well I know we’ve got some very clever fellow ‘trolls’ (as they very mistakenly call us) and thought someone must be able to compose a very good adaptation of it...some of the words are already there.
One for the tat and the greedy eyes
It’s two for the truth that she hides
All lies... all lies
Three for the money she be raking
It’s four for the tan she be faking
All lies... all lies
 
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This has probably been said, so apologies if it has but I don't have the time to sit and read all the threads since I last posted...

ARE PARENTS SERIOUSLY SENDING THIER CHILD TO SCHOOL/NURSERY ETC LADEN WITH BOTTLES OF CLEANING PRODUCTS???!!!!!!

I'd hope to god they are empty, washed out bottles, but with the minimal number of brain cells the hinchers have between them, I don't trust that they all are.
😩😩😩
 
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This is my awful attempt.. Someone do something better? The rhymes aren't flowing for me!

Yo, yo
Yo, yo

My Hinchers, please, gotta believe what I say
What I will tell happened just the other day
I must confess, 'cause I've had about enough
I need your help, gotta make this troll thing stop

Hinchers, I swear I'll tell the truth
About all the trolls and what they do
And if you thought you could send advice
I'm telling you now, objection overruled (here we go, oh, baby)

One for the money and the open pods
It's two for the lies that I denied
All lies
All lies (all lies)
Three for the flowers on the hob top
It's four for the times I’ve been faking (those trolls)
All lies (I’m gonna tell it to your face)
All lies (I rest my case)

You're on the stand, with your hole into the wall
Nowhere to run, and Hinchers you can call (oh no)
I just can't wait, now the case is open wide

You'll try to pray, but the Tattlers will decide

…………………..

So step back, 'cause you can’t touch my tat
I know deep down that you only want me to react
I lay low leaving all my swipe ups open
The decision of the Tattlers has not been spoken
Step in my house, you find that your #gifted stuff has gone
But, in reality, to whom does the stuff belong?
I bring you into court to preach my order
And you know that you overstep the border (uh-huh)
Bloody genius!!! 😍👏👏👏
 
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I’ve just seen her share a picture of a mother who’s dressed her daughter and a daughters friend as Mrs Hinch and Stacey Solomon. Wtf has that got to do with world book day!?!?!
 
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I think people are so desperate to get shared by her to gain a few followers they are just putting babies and dogs next to a pile of chemicals now!

Social media is so damaging. It really is!
 
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I know the parents tag mrs Hinch in their wbd photos but does hinch ask for permission to then share to over 3 million people?
 
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OMG the Hinch army (or gang, as this person has written) are bloody brainless sheep. Stop worshipping someone who clearly has a strange and unhealthy obsession with cleaning and spraying chemicals over everything and buying ‘things’ all the time. I’d need a bloody face mask upon entering her house with all the dangerous fumes. A few germs are good for us. This woman is in no way an inspiration.
 

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I’d love to know Kim Woodburn’s opinion on Mrs Hinch. Now she IS a cleaning guru 😍
If you go on her insta she gives her opinion on Hinch and just says something like she just throws bleach around , cant remember the exact words but it made me giggle .
 
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Oh my god little boy dressed as mr hinch!! What book did he have out?? People need to remember what wbd actually is
 
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Thing is basically none of these kids asked to be Hinch or Stace. Their mothers are so fucked in the head that they’ll use a fun, educational day at school as a vehicle to get to their favourite Z list social media star. It’s horrifying. They won’t be beaming with pride at their kids today. They’ll be buzzing they themselves have been somehow validated by a crass saleswoman they’re obsessed with. STOP THE WORLD I WANT TO GET OFF.
 
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All these kids holding cleaning products scares the tit out of me, a few years ago my husband left a cleaning spray out and my toddler sprayed it in his hair. 8 hours in A&E getting his eyes washed out and the panic we were all in is just not worth the risk. (he is fine) all it takes is one spray and they will be in serious danger
 
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I love how she's now shared a couple of photos of Ronnie sat on the sofa he's usually shoved behind on the floor. Like duck she doesn't read here! :rolleyes:
 
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