Mrs Hinch #119 Salt & Pepper pots galore and pond water casserole once more

[TomTitLane]

Watch out, Onslow, Lee is sliding in your wife's DMs. Next, he will be sliding in your shower with the blue sponge you wasn't man enough to use!

 

[Moanymum]

Had a week off of tattle because I thought I should spend more time with my children, turns out they are still arseholes. Glad to be back, I’ve missed you all!

 

[Mejustme]

Thread suggestion
Lee from blue fancy a nibble, I'll use a minkeh to catch the dribble

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Give that fucking finger a day off! I never in my 33 years thought I’d actually be Offended by someone’s twiglet finger!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - as a lesbian I usually appreciate a finger but hers gives me the gip!

 

[L00kform3]

Someone said in the previous thread why is Ronnie rear facing in his car seat?

She’s doing the right thing here, it’s safer.

 

[AC55]

"I'd be no good at flirting" oh please! You put a crocheted tracksuit on to clean your starter mansion when the builders were there, you "forgot" the electrician was working in your house and he almost caught you naked except for the bath towel and at every available opportunity you've got a full face of makeup on and your collar bones out! You're nothing but an attention seeking childish arsehole Sophie. You're the brand ambassador (whatever that means) for a global company and quite frankly if I was your employer I would be reviewing your contract. You're vacuous life is so far removed from when you first found fame in Instagram and that's more to be pitied than anything else!

 

[Brony1312]

Thread title idea:

“Diet for Hinch &Hansnomes too, Hinchy got trolled by Lee from blue”

 

[Greygardener]

"Guyzzzz, all this has got me thinking, what random z list celebrity do you wonder about liking your washing machine drawer?!"

This will be her next Q and A

Paul Potts, BGT season 1. As I stood today putting my fabric softener in, I had a look and just thought, what would Paul make of all this?

 

[megalou]

I've always thought that too, ex school pupils ,ex colleagues ,people seeing her swanning around with her minder ...we need to get tattle out there

I went to school with her, I didn't know her well but her and the "kids" would swan around school looking down on us mere mortals.

My parents live in Maldon and sometimes see her out. The first time they saw her, my dad didn't have a clue who she was and whispered to my mum "look, there's a drag queen"

 

[shadyessex33]

Feel offended actually my kids dad is about hes my partner.. not very doting though. Hes a bit of a twat but hes my twat

Haha what a cheek! I’m a gay bloke! With a husband and cats can’t be doing with kids, they’d only end up stuck behind the sofa with me so we chose not to have any

 

[Grace 2592]

I couldn't help but comment on the mail online article. So fed up with the fakeness of it, I'm a new member here & I hate to say it but used to really like her, I thought she was relatable & was looking forward to seeing her become a mum & see her house a bit of a Sh*thole because that would of been relatable. Does Ronnie even cry? And who honestly has time to tuck their f*cking dog up in bed when your a new mum with barely time to brush your hair?
She's been annoying me for months with the lies to her followers but the kitchen saga is what bought be here... I googled "Mrs Hinch Liar" because I thought surely I'm not the only one thinking this woman is full of sh*t and here you all are...

 

[TomTitLane]

sure I saw a sheep’s eyeball in that casserole looking at me it’s like something they eat out of raiders of the lost ark with brains in it

Hinched!

 

[TomTitLane]

She’s not even that anymore now that Stace comes round to clean her cupboards for her. Get in the bin Soph

In you go, Hinch. You're finished.

 

[Astonishing]

This comment had me roaring
I’m tempted to suspect rabies

Also the hinching mum at the school today has a t shirt on saying

In a world where you can be anything
Be a #hincher

Written in Disney font in grey glitter!

 

[thenoodle]

I don’t think Henry is still looking for a fox he saw 4 years ago, I think he’s looking for a way out of the garden he never gets to leave

 

[ash084]

How cringe
can anybody else remember when Lee was in Big Brother and how horrible he was to Casey?
Him and Hinch would get on well..

 

[SunshineRae]

*Watch video first

Well...now that you finally ask....

• Your deception, lies & lack of clarity (in many areas).
• Your greed.
• Your excessive use of chemicals.
• Your misuse of chemicals.
• Your absolute disregard for the environment.
• Your lack of care for your own and others health via the bad practices you encourage.
• Your promotion of hoarding.
• Your promotion of unnecessary and excessive spending.
• Your inability to handle any form of criticism, even when constructive.
• The negative effect lots of the above/below has on people's mental health.
• Your over inflated ego and your air of self importance.
• Your inability to apologise/correct/retract any mistakes/practices/statements you make that are wrong.
• The fact you doxx people.
• Your lack of real care or interest in your Hinchers.
• Not knowing the difference between a troll and just having an opinion.
• Promoting what is for many, an unachievable and unaffordable lifestyle.
• #ShockBlocks
• Your inability to correctly label #ads and #gifts
  

 

[The Casserole Diet]

Just in case someone was to read here who has a baby and mostly takes them to Home Bargains and Costa Coffee, I thought I'd give some tips on other places you could take them to. I'm sure you only take them there because you're still learning and trying your best so hope this helps.

- take them to a park. They're not too young to go on a swing if you hold on carefully. It'll be amazing to see their little face light up. You can even take them down a slide while holding on.

- take them to a farm. There are loads about, even some free ones if you "love a bargain". You can point out cows, pigs, sheep etc to your little one which will help with their vocabulary too.

- take them to your local library. They are never too young to start being introduced to books. You can get them their first library card (cute) and once they're crawling they can look around for books themselves and you can read together.

- take them to a soft play. These aren't just for big kids - they all have areas/toys for under 2s and it will be a great sensory experience for your baby.

ATB

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

Guyzzz, anything is possible. You too, can be mocked by an out of date boyband member. The sky really is the limit.

 

[TomTitLane]

I thought that too, but it will be lost on her. So get ready for the continued hysterical behaviour once she's changed the pants she's clearly just wet. Also, who posts themselves dribbling?!

I bet her knickers are soaking in elbow grease as we speak.