GOD she buys so much SHIT.
A few comments:
1. Of course, the sofa tray broke, like so many of her possessions which don't match her aesthetic anymore or which are lasting too long to feel novel anymore.
2. I'm sure she has used the pine rim blocks before, I can't be sure but I'm about 70% sure!
3. Egg cups - who reckons she will give Ronnie some dippy eggs for his breakfast? Yeah, nah me neither.
4. She now has at least THREE salt and pepper sets. The stubby glass ones in her cupboard, the elephant ones she bought only this week and now these massive ones. All kept in her kitchen, none of them by the hob nor where they actually eat food, fucking pointless.
5. She bought a yellow sea sponge only this week, and now she's bought 2 more sponges. How much skin does she shed in the shower to need another new sponge? I've been using my bath buffer things for MONTHS (maybe I'm a detty pig)
6. I can't believe she doesn't know you need to focus on feeding birds over winter. I learned that when I was about 7 from my mum.
7. More fecking tea lights, she bought 2 big bags of 8 hour tea lights only a week ago, has she used them all already??
8. Bitch uses a lot of Wood Silk for someone who doesn't actually own any real wood furniture.