Stay put I'll put my roller boots on ( I dont drive) and I'll come grab ya ,you can hold onto the back of me and we'll try and catch them upWell she has gone without me anyway!!
I've packed a sausage slop for you to eat on the journey too because mom said it was a good idea 
Stay put I'll put my roller boots on ( I dont drive) and I'll come grab ya ,you can hold onto the back of me and we'll try and catch them up
I noticed that too, she should've gone to Ikea they sell nice ones for 50p each.
exactly! But her sheep don’t realise things like thatLittle bit too convenient that her parents are both able to take time off work at such “short notice”
And how did she know on the 18th Jan everyone was going to be asking about mugs on the 11th of Feb ( screen shot...just in case?)The date she ordered says 18th January - so she was shopping for new kitchen stuff 3 weeks ago but only decided this last week? Ok hun
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Yea I bought into it at first. Not any more. It’s just an act to make her more relatable or get the sympathy vote. Absolute fraud. Can’t believe how many people need advice on cleaning. It’s ridiculous.
Can see it now.Business cards left in pub loos and old telephone boxes.'come wank my sink,discretion guaranteed'
She went the wrong way around the M25??
Cause what sophflora wants she gets cause she so relatable guys Fuk off ya spoonShe even said that she spends a lot of the times in the kitchen and she wanted to see Ronnie playing in the garden etc I’ll say bullshit since when does she spends all her time in the kitchen or in that dining area she’s got it display like a showroom like seriously who even lays out plates and cutlery for it to be covered in dust and when they eat they eat over the coffee table....??? How can’t her dumb ass sheep not see thisand why does she need a massive kitchen for making mug shots and mashed up ready meals for her boy when she never cooks a proper meal
Stay put I'll put my roller boots on ( I dont drive) and I'll come grab ya ,you can hold onto the back of me and we'll try and catch them up
Thats because they wasn’t her pics!She could be photoshopping, adding filters or just knows her angles. She definitely wasn’t this skinny in any of the shots last week
Well I’m still sitting in my sleeping bag, freezing to death in the favourite field. I’ve been watching all the Range Rovers coming past and waving frantically but no one stopped to take me on this holiday. Well, I suppose I’ll just have to hitch/hinch a lift back to my little home village of SheffieldFFS are we there yet? I need a wee!
Excuse me quoting myself but is that not the snack basket under plastic that she “left out for the builders”??
.... and if you’re going to lie at least TRY and get your time lines sorted. I suggest storyboarding next time 
