Christ that plot sounds even worse and gratuitous than I imagined. Really scraping the barrel.
For sure based on CC. MP is such an opportunistic magpie.
For sure based on CC. MP is such an opportunistic magpie.
Thank you for this!So Lois Knox is the insta hun who befriends Dylan a poor single mother who does writing on the side as well as telesales.
Their kids become friends.
Lois does a story saying check out Dylan’s blog which gets her lots of followers and later on a book deal.
Lois posts a picture of their kids online. Pays Dylan £200 for the photo.
Lois does a period poverty #AD and gets lots of backlash for being middle class and claiming that she herself had experienced period poverty which she hadn’t. Also uses Dylan’s phase “women who watch”.
Dylan gets mad at Lois and claims she put her life in danger because of her abusive ex. Dylan told Lois that her ex was dead so she didn’t know.
Lois gets low makes a suicidal post.
Dylan is initially happy with the support she’s getting, then her followers turn on her when her father who committed suicide is revealed to be a stockbroker and that she went to prep school.
Daily mail does a story on her. Claims she faked being poor.
Her book contract paused.
Each blames the other for what’s happened.
Dylan self harms and ends up in hospital.
Later revealed that Dylan’s ex has been in jail.
Lois takes care of Dylan’s son whilst she’s at the psych ward.
lois bins her phone.
Dylan recovers.
Just glad I never paid for it.
Back to Dan Jones: The plantagenets: the king’s and queens who made Britain.
Went to cancel my audible membership and they gave me an extra credit for staying! Cancel afterwards.
I guess this old privileged twit doesn't shop in Asda and has never set a foot in one...She’s saying that if you don’t understand a Friends reference you’re “youth”?
That’s ironic, because Friends is massive with teens and tweens - and has been for a few years - so much so you can buy Friends merch in Asda. She’s so out of touch
It’s more of a snooze because her hair isn’t remotely frizzy and she’s just fishing for “your hair looks amazing” commentsShe’s saying that if you don’t understand a Friends reference you’re “youth”?
That’s ironic, because Friends is massive with teens and tweens - and has been for a few years - so much so you can buy Friends merch in Asda. She’s so out of touch
You’re telling me that Mrs Farquharson doesn’t frequent her local Asda?I guess this old privileged twit doesn't shop in Asda and has never set a foot in one...
Maybe she should join the army herself?!?!She’s got an ad for the fucking ARMY. She’s telling mums they can join the army. Jesus fuck.
I know, grim, eh?She’s got an ad for the fucking ARMY. She’s telling mums they can join the army. Jesus fuck.
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