Oh wow. This is nuts. The kids' heads must be swimming. It really seems she was miserable with Matt which is sad, this wanting another kid the minute she's out of it. Crikey.
I’m stealing that quote for every tit place someone brags about from now on!!Everyone except me!
Who was it who called Soho Farmhouse 'Butlins for cunts'. Made me lol - I cannot think of a place I want to go less.
I just don’t think I could take my friend seriously if they spoke to me like ‘you have utterly utterly held me’ ffsKerringe….shes asked Poll Doll () to be God Mother, cue crying (again)
I’m so glad you said this I thought I’d imagined itHoly shitting duck.
After herfake, retconned“puerperal psychosis” after her last baby, and seemingly resenting her kids for their mere existence a lot of the time, I’m amazed that she wanted to have another baby.
I guess this greatest love story ever told just needed a baby to tie all the loose ends together
Matt - the sexually incompetent ex-husbandAny notable absences in the congratulations messages on her post?
I am genuinely shocked, I really thought she'd not be having any more!Of course she’s bleeping pregnant!! We all called it. Explains the quickie engagement.
She’d use a loss as content too14 weeks
Given her history I’d have waited a while longer
This was what I thought! She doesn't seem to enjoy being a mum and doing the juggle etc etc and I really didn't think a pregnancy was on the cards! Thought it would all be about discovering herself, her orgasm an a new life after divorce blah blah . If she found it so horrendous the last two times, what in God's name makes her thing any of it will be easier with children, step children, other parents/parent figures in the mix and being that bit older now!? The mere presence of a bloke she barely knows?!She had me convinced she resents her kids and hates being a mother anyway. But at 43 with her new stripey chin fella everything will be so great. The blended family bridge maker.
anyway, tattle knows this baby is just for content right? She needs to update her feed with new baby pics to remain relevant.
She can be sexy, orgasming, visceral, AND pregnant.Those photos. She looks like she’s had a stroke.