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Thereâs absolutely no personality to that house, nothing to reflect the people living in the house, other than all the little gifted bits, the mish mash of plant pots, the random gifted prints on the wall, nothing tells a story. The twins bedroom has nothing to reflect either girl in the room, no personal belongings, none of their own bits on a shelf. The mantle-piece cluttered with little ornament dolls, the wall above with cluttered with an attempt at a eclectic gallery wall but it just looks wrong.
As if those plants on the stool in the en-suite actually live there, they are carefully staged photos. And not one of the plants that theyâve featured look healthy, they all look as if theyâre slowly dying.
As if those plants on the stool in the en-suite actually live there, they are carefully staged photos. And not one of the plants that theyâve featured look healthy, they all look as if theyâre slowly dying.
Ohhhh new member (with a locked down profile!) coming to stir the tit pot, love it. Sincerely.
Itâs pretty bleak how easily we can rule you out of being either SOD because you know itâs âyouâreâ
I just watched Charlie brookerâs antiviral wipe, I think thatâs who FOD thinks he is. He thinks heâs really funny and ironic and kind of has the same look, only Charlie brooker is more than a decade older than FOD, and still has nowhere near as many forehead lines.
Yes. I worked out reading the thread before this post that what sits wrongly with the twinsâ bedroom for me is that itâs the sort of stuff you see put in nurseries when people are pregnant. By the time kids are four, their rooms are about them, not a âdesign conceptâ. My childrenâs rooms reflect their interests and preferences - picture of their pets, certificates from activities, stuff theyâve made, favourite old (and tasteless!) toys, car mats, bloody unicorns. That room is just not about the children that sleep in it, and that feels sad. Thereâs a back story to the pear picture: is any of the rest of it in any way meaningful to anyone?
Or, a good friend perhaps. Youâve come to scope out whatâs being said.Ohhhh new member (with a locked down profile!) coming to stir the tit pot, love it. Sincerely.
Itâs pretty bleak how easily we can rule you out of being either SOD because you know itâs âyouâreâ
I get it. All welcome here
Itâs mumsy, sheâs gone rogue since she too fell victim to their grab & dash approach to gifted items. Sheâs come to join us and put in some ASA complaints of her own.
Yes, Judge Judith is here! I hope
If they were normal people Iâd say no of course they wouldnât dare but given everything else weâve seen so far I genuinely donât think Iâd be surprised! They have no concept of how inappropriate a ârenoâ account full of gifted items is in the current climate but have launched anyway. So yeah maybe, trying to get M&S back on boardSurely they wonât have the cheek for that? Itâs one thing having a bloke who dresses exclusively in too small gifted foil press jumpers acquire a sudden passion for ~interiors, would be utterly absurd if he starts delving through her wardrobe too.
Although sheâd undoubtedly be after some free new clothes so no harm in trying I suppose
Well for a start Simons spelling isn't great but the home account doesn't seem to have any spelling mistakes... He always has one on his!This account could be just what we need, no doubt itâs Clemmie tapping away on her phone pretending to be Simon
No creepier than parents who offer up their daughters as pedalo fodder just so they can keep raking in free Pinterest tat.
Slymon
you have finally decided to join the party!!!Nail on the head! Where is all the crappy tat all our kids make at the crèche/school? The drawings ? The pasta jewellery?
Hello and welcome House clunge - always loved the word clunge and look at you using ânonâ and âde laâ in your name. Fancy French. I knew this influencer once who did this post about dog tit...she did it in French, yeah, well not really, she used a bit of French, like basic stuff, you know the stuff you learn when youâre 10...âWhere is the...door/window/blackboardâ, but hers was DEAD funny because she was asking, in French, Where is the tit! OMG how we laughed she was hilarious! Ou est le tit? Or did she use La? Did she use merde? Canât remember exactly but it was bleeping hilarious. So where is it I often ask myself? Where is that tit?
Anyway, I digress, how do you know about the rugby player? Do tell. I mean, we didnât think that was true here because basically Sly and Clemmie are #couplegoals and whoever started that rumour vanished off our lovely site faster than a racist child-selling troll loses her sponsorships. So can you shed any light on this for us? Merci beaucoup.
very good. Made me laugh so hard I wet my trouser 
Woah - I didnât mention the rugger player. I insinuated, no I actually said, itâs pretty creepy to drag their innocent neighbours into this tit storm. I think they are wankers as much as the next tattler, but letâs leave the neighbours out of it shall we ?Oh forgive me, Iâm pretty sure you did mention the rugby player...oh yeah you did you said âyouâve been spreading the rugby player shagging rumoursâ. The tattler, whoâs post you commented on, who mentioned the rugby player said something pretty positive about him...actually three nice things...he has the nicest house in the area, he is massive and was a real man. They didnât bring up anything about shagging you did. I also went back through their post history and it wasnât that tattler who began or even spread that rumour it really wasnât, I just checked too! There was one remark about lockdown but Iâve seen far worse than that and the person who did place that rumour on this site did disappear never to be seen again.
I agree we shouldnât drag people into things but thatâs kinda what you did yeah, making that accusation. So letâs all just hug this one out and #bekind
Lets hope your âtrouserâ dries quickly cos thereâs nothing worse than a piss stained trouser...ask my grandad!
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Just did a little investigating for you @Housedelaclunge - if you put ârugby playerâ in the search facility above
it will bring up 6 pages of threads where that word is used. You could probs refine that search but I donât know how, however I guess that if youâre vested enough to sign up for a TL account and then comment on here immediately then Iâm sure you wonât mind looking at the 10 or so comments relating to the SODs. Youâll see that people are saying someone mentioned this ârugby playerâ then the post was deleted, some even suggested our benefactor, St Clementine herself, posted it then withdrew and scampered off. Nobody loyal to this site has made any claims about any rugger buggers, yes there have been people saying if that rumour were true then Clammie should dump Sly (cos heâs a knob) and run off in to the sunset with the hot rugby guy but I think you can see that those comments are tongue in cheek and are supportive of both the rugger bugger and Clammie. Hope this helps. Also disclaimer, just in case you are looking for my grandad to ask him about the pissy trouser thing, he died in 1970 so that may be a bit tricky unless you know a good medium/Clairvoyant
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Not sure if Iâm quoting directly but this account posts a Lot about seeing the SODs out and about. Seems either absolutely fake or a random tattler who lives nearby...how do we decide? Should we do the penultimate Harry Potter âwhat were the last words I spoke to you in my office?!â To check if itâs legit hahaOh forgive me, Iâm pretty sure you did mention the rugby player...oh yeah you did you said âyouâve been spreading the rugby player shagging rumoursâ. The tattler, whoâs post you commented on, who mentioned the rugby player said something pretty positive about him...actually three nice things...he has the nicest house in the area, he is massive and was a real man. They didnât bring up anything about shagging you did. I also went back through their post history and it wasnât that tattler who began or even spread that rumour it really wasnât, I just checked too! There was one remark about lockdown but Iâve seen far worse than that and the person who did place that rumour on this site did disappear never to be seen again.
I agree we shouldnât drag people into things but thatâs kinda what you did yeah, making that accusation. So letâs all just hug this one out and #bekind
Lets hope your âtrouserâ dries quickly cos thereâs nothing worse than a piss stained trouser...ask my grandad!
Was too late to Edit so adding here.
Just did a little investigating for you @Housedelaclunge - if you put ârugby playerâ in the search facility above
Anyone else think itâs hilarious they have that Be Kind picture on the wall!! Itâs pretty ironic that being unkind got her in to a whole lot of mess 
Is that there as her daily reminder
Is that there as her daily reminder 
I wonder if theyâll leave the girls bathroom out for a bit otherwise doesnât that ÂŁ4000 sink go on display? Itâs already all so crass but thatâs so next level. Maybe Simon and St Clemmieâs en-suite?
yes a million times this! Kids don't have instagrammable tastes unfortunately.
I had an horrific dream last night.
I am currently sat on the edge of the bed processing my thoughts before I can even consider doing any work.
You know those round things with a Velcro front that you put on your hand to catch a tennis ball?
Scatch?
yes, well - me and Simon - on the beach. Played that.
How do I move on from this?
How do I cleanse my mind?
How the duck do I prevent this from happening again?
I am currently sat on the edge of the bed processing my thoughts before I can even consider doing any work.
You know those round things with a Velcro front that you put on your hand to catch a tennis ball?
Scatch?
yes, well - me and Simon - on the beach. Played that.
How do I move on from this?
How do I cleanse my mind?
How the duck do I prevent this from happening again?
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