Thread suggestion: "Clemmie Clemmie Clemmie, your husband just posts shite. Since coronavirus there's no brand who will pay."
How about changing the last line to ‘there’s no brand who will bite’Thread suggestion: "Clemmie Clemmie Clemmie, your husband just posts shite. Since coronavirus there's no brand who will pay."
I always call them spunky eggs...I’ve been mentally transported to a dodgy B&B! Always me: erm, why have they got a wad of road maps from somewhere miles away, and a well thumbed Jilly Cooper novel on a bookshelf reading ‘please do not remove from cottage’ Your snotty topped eggs will give me nightmares!!
Peen. Omg bringing that back into the vernacularI don’t often disagree with you, but she makes a hell of a lot more effort with her appearance than I do. I’ve only got one kiddo too.
In my defence, I had PND and still struggle a lot now (especially now we’re stuck in). I am chubby. I do struggle with weight since having her and getting older - and she looks a hell of a lot better than me. But I do agree she’s probably stuck in a life she doesn’t want - not the kids but probably the absolute peen of a husband who insists on carrying on with the charade despite what happened and who makes constant digs at her.
What an utter dick!bleeping hell he's so bleeping rude. People asking where you got tit is how you ended up getting paid megabucks to shill your children and every aspect of your private life, Sly. Isn't this what you wanted?
bleep.
Edited to add: who on earth is asking where they got that old lady looking tit from?
Hahaha it’s one of my favourite wordsPeen. Omg bringing that back into the vernacular
I really enjoy your updates on his follower numbers - mainly because for a tiny split second it always seems as though Judy Finnegan is keeping track of it for usHe lost nearly 700 yesterday.
Top work, Simon. Keep that quality content coming! #contentking
I want this one. (although it was unintentional I think)FODs content is so tit people would rather talk about soap instead
Yes this! And how he’s full of tit!Trying to think of a title that relates to FOD doing a post to say he had tested positive for corona , before swiftly deleting the post. I can’t seem to make a title out of it
Apologies in advance for derailing the thread, but just wanted to say a big massive thank you to @Treeofforgiveness and her amazing kindness in sending me a Pilea cutting - how lovely is she?! It’s now safely in a pot on my windowsill
And they think Tattle is a seething nest of vipers, how wrong they are ...!
Hahahaha definitely unintentionalI want this one. (although it was unintentional I think)
I like that one but think it would be better to leave "and positive test" out.Thread suggestion, needs a bit of work if anyone can make it more snappy:
FODs corona timeline and positive testwas a total shambles; quick, delete the post and replace with incoherent rambles
No, no, no no, no! Kindness? From us? We are bullies and THE WORST trolls... apparentlyApologies in advance for derailing the thread, but just wanted to say a big massive thank you to @Treeofforgiveness and her amazing kindness in sending me a Pilea cutting - how lovely is she?! It’s now safely in a pot on my windowsill
And they think Tattle is a seething nest of vipers, how wrong they are ...!