MOD & FOD #28 Pink jumpsuit MAMIL, toe of camel, had corona, but got no boner

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And let’s be real, he knows his replies will be screenshot and posted here (esp now, hi @HouseOfHorrors !!). They remember how engaging with someone smarter than you can go, as seen with MOD and that Laura woman.
 
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Spot on. I've actually noticed that only ONE person that I follow still follows him on insta - it used to be well over 50. Its just Simon and the Darlenes now.
 
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My husband is also a professional arguer -but only occasionally dons a wig- and could give FOD a run for his money( earns more than him as well and also has dyslexia, but we don't flaunt our lifestyle like the MOD/FODs do as we have integrity).
let's face it FOD is not the sharpest tool in the box ( nor is Clammie for that matter) His faux ramblings and observations are so cringeworthy and so non PC , the grammar is appalling for someone so apparently high up in his career ...do wonder what his work think of his witterings? I'm sure he's the office twat you all try to avoid ...no wonder he works from home and keeps being sent abroad
 
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I’m no helicopter parent, but I just cringed when I saw him drilling a hole with one hand and putting his hand over one of the junior partners’ face. No little kid should be that close without a pair of goggles on, especially when you’re focused on getting good footage not the actual job at hand.
 
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Spot on. I've actually noticed that only ONE person that I follow still follows him on insta - it used to be well over 50. Its just Simon and the Darlenes now.
I’ve just had a look and Fearne Cotton and The Unmumsy Mum follow him. And three of my friends. Come on !
 
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It’s my opinion that he is actually quite stupid if not he’s definitely Jonny average in terms of intelligence.

I don’t really know what his job is but I’ve worked with a lot of very stupid public school boys in my life. In my profession, back in the day, getting into chambers and getting work was much easier if your daddy was a judge or was in those chambers, it didn’t matter if you were basically stupid, despite the best education money could buy, you could orate with a plumb in your mouth and boy do the judiciary love that!

So despite FODs private education and middle class upbringing, he has a job in London, apologies to the London crew, but it’s a fact that there are many more opportunities in London and he’s a white middle class man who can speak perfect English, so definitely more desirable (to some companies) than the European/Asian female intellectual who’s English isn’t quite as polished. He’s not what I would consider a “high flyer” and he’s in his late 30’s which is the time most high flyers shine and really concentrate their efforts on their career. He on the other hand is working from home, being daddy day care and dressing up in his wife’s clothes whilst dancing around in front of his phone...he is a basic twat!
Holy Fod I’m on one today - apologies for my ramblings. It’s either this or the ironing....Rambling 4 - Ironing 0
 
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Fearne Cotton's not cool though, is she? She is a peddler of 'wellness' crap, she ripped off that designer over the boob t-shirt... she's a massive div.

Cannot get over the fact that FOD's genius comedy ideas cause him sleepless nights. Fuck me.

I love you @Dogmuck btw.

Also did you all see on the thread about her, Dress Like A Mum is continuing to flout ASA guidelines.
 
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Soooo FOD you turned one piece of wood into 2 X identical shop bought planters

The wood piece you showed isn’t even the same colour of grain, nor is it scaffolding board as you alleged, you dickwad
 
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I liked seeing her vegan baking pics but thats a lame reason for following anyone.
I’ve let myself down!!!!!
 
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Soooo FOD you turned one piece of wood into 2 X identical shop bought planters

The wood piece you showed isn’t even the same colour of grain, nor is it scaffolding board as you alleged, you dickwad
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OMFG! that is some beautiful detective work right there @NovemberBella - bloody hell hes
such a lying cunt!
Nice work lady

I liked seeing her vegan baking pics but thats a lame reason for following anyone.
I’ve let myself down!!!!!
Quite frankly @Pocahontas, you’ve let your family down, you’ve let the Tattlers down, but more importantly you let ME down, you should never let a narcissist down!!!! I’m disappointed
 
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It's about time for another ambulance/hospital trip. Never mind this pesky virus thing that's mucking up his days.
 
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1000% all of this!! Congrats on your mortgage that is insane and a huge achievement not many people can say they’ve managed! Can I please marry you both ala Joe Exotic because I’m constantly having to intervene in my husband’s mental ideas and it’s exhausting being such a dream crusher

Literally nodded throughout the whole of that, the only people I know who have such sloppy habits are living in chaos & head in sand about all their other financial obligations like credit cards / actually adding up how much they owe in catalogues and Klarna and car leases. You can start investing monthly from £50, with growth & compounding over x years that’s a huge chunk of money for your kids once they’re 18 / can help you retire younger / get an extension or whatever, you can provide suuuuch a financial safety net by making really small changes.

And you don’t have to be a frugal miser to make it work, a lot of it is simply de programming the shit social media feeds us?! Like how tf have we got to a position where girls are taking out credit agreements to buy polyester jumpsuits off PLT?! You don’t need a £1k BBQ with Bluetooth connectivity or a £200 baby changing bag etc etc. We all grew up without that stuff and we’re all here, alive! It’s all so toxic and it looks as if the SODs are suffering from the same fate they put unto others!
 
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Honestly when I saw your on my post about FC, my heart plummeted and I questioned my every thought process up until that moment. I feel ashamed. How will you ever take any of my future FOD putdowns seriously ever again?? I’ve lost any fleeting sense of camaraderie that you may have felt towards me in our journey of FOD aversion together, haven’t I? Haven’t I?! I love you Dogmuck! I LOVE YOU!
 
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