Someone I know often got her girls to behave by threatening to turn up at the school gates in what they deemed embarrassing items of clothing.I downloaded Tik Tok for 5 minutes and my 9 year old nearly cried with shame and made me delete it. I make her cringe just by breathing funny. God knows how his older girls cope.
My idea of #mumporn involves David Gandy and Idris Elba...Here is my idea of #mumporn : a dad who respects our kids privacy and personal space, play with them without shoving a phone in their face every 5 minutes and also shares the domestic load without bragging about it. Also a partner who doesn’t wear my clothes. Or Lycra.
Hahaha I’m not surprised, I think he’s said a few things that suggest he really, really likes himself - not that I blame him tbh he’s clearly made a killing from being DG!@heretoreaditall2019 I blooming loved David Gandy-my friend was one of the heads at the Autograph Campaign at M&S ages ago.I went with my friend to see him in store at Marble Arch-He was lovely, shook our hands, chatted for a while and gave us a signed photo with our names on!Hilarious when I think about it now. Although Light Blue Intense remains one of my favourite perfumes ever...I hate that Eastenders actor
Oh I disagree his last post is actually quite nice...i really feel like we have a more thoughtful, existential FOD. You can tell he put so much authenticity and care into writing it. Like he really wants a more meaningful world for tomorrow. He even wrote it without making any grammatical mistakes. (Ok scrap that). But it really doesn't sound like he copied and pasted it from someone far more humble and intelligent than himself...If the chicken crisps vote wasn’t bad enough we’ve now got philosopher Fod, using nature’s photo frame of course and the twinnies. Urgh he’s going to be embracing nothing new post Covid-19 unless it comes with #ad #gifted.
Oh dear god! Now I’ve seen it, I can’t unsee it! Just googled loads of David photos and yep was just like looking at (a more buffed) Robbie Fowler! Oh I’m so sorry David no I can’t marry you now, no, never!I’ve never not been able to see Dean Gaffney, he’d probably just need cheek fillers and a stylist and he could make his second fortune?
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He couldn't be more authentic if he triedAnother post about a post-covid world where we should all look after the environment and travel less.... stop taking free flights to Abu Dhabi and ripping out perfectly good bathroom suites then, you grabby cunt!
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