MOD & FOD #28 Pink jumpsuit MAMIL, toe of camel, had corona, but got no boner

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I can laugh about it now- I might have one of his old messages on facebook.

This is the kind of fuckery I settled for only two years ago. This is after we hadn't talked for a while then I crumbled and messaged because I was lonely and pathetic . We just exchanged a few more messages before I realized I didn't trust him to just do another runner. You can grow up so much.



P.s sorry for missing out words in my previous post.
 
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Oh wow, this is belongs on beam_me_up_softboi for sure!

 
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Omg my love he is the WORST I’m so sorry you had to read this, and at 2.30am?? To this day there has only ever been one? Crack on and fucking enjoy the one then hun! God the ego some men have as if they’re not wearing boxers their mum buys them for Christmas and sleeping on the same raw duvet they got sent off to uni with a decade ago!

Once I got sent a dick pic (well video) from someone who wasn’t even using a base sheet on his mattress. I truly despair!

Wait I’m boosting up my laptop to do the thread now x
 
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Omd he sounds like my ex
 
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Oh, for SURE. Up for that.
Check you out getting a first, I am NOT surprised. Sorry to hear about your MH issues (I mean that in the least trite way possible over this medium)

Fucking HELL
 
Yes please to the other thread...I’ve got what I now see as funny stories about my ex but I was so blinded at the time (Young/naive/stupid expectations). Awful sex story and potentially TMI (but makes me laugh now), we were getting down to it and the news came on in the background and announced Michael Jackson had died, he literally stopped and got out of bed to go and watch the news. He wasn’t even that much of a fan. I was mortified and should have seen that as a sign but nope, I stuck around for another year . That relationship has provided many a funny tale in hindsight but I wish I could go back and slap myself! Wonder if Clemmie has ever thought similar about going back in time and cock blocking herself?!
 
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This was like an Oprah ah ha moment for me:

"We accept the love we think we deserve".

I had such low self esteem that I would count the number of tissues I took from my therapists office and bought him a new box to replace the ones I had taken because ,I didn't think I was even worth those and was just wasting them.

Oooo I can feel the love here.

 
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So Simon thinks he’s the first person to figure out that children like to use boxes in imaginative play? It’s not like that’s one of the most overused childhood activity tropes in the history of EVER.

I HATE HIMMMMM
 
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Mumporn, God, he really is the human who believes he deserves a gold medal for cleaning the bath

Louanne from Austin ain't gonna like that
 
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What. The. Actual. Fuck?
‘Mumporn’????

Can Philips send over a free iron to Ramsgate and make the shitshow stop!!!
 
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It’s all really empowering to women isn’t it only women iron don’t they Sly, we know our place and of course we must praise our man if they do such a job that’s sooooo beneath them. What an utter knob jockey, anyway who needs to iron at the moment, no one is going anywhere.
 
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Someone please screenshot the terribleness for me! Plus it’s good for the threads, to keep track of how terrible he is although yeah it’s for me please
 
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