The Campbestivalest Lockdown ever innit!!You fucking legend - you covered that perfectly. I’m getting a lot of snarky looks from my husband today because I’m sat here gaffawing at you lot! BEST EASTER LOCKDOWN EVER
Haaaaaa!!!!! I’d say that FODs greatest talent as a young British film maker, is his capture of unforgettable motifs. There’s been a lot of shiny, Lycra clad testicles lately. Perhaps reflecting the man’s frustration at no longer being able to procreate? At longer being able to pimp out toddlers? The image of the testicular life force, pushing against the restrictive, oppression of shiny lycra, I think reflects this frustration superbly. Bravo Fod!The Campbestivalest Lockdown ever innit!!my eyeballs are burning from his vent over lycra clad shiny scaled flat arse bending shot
Hate watchers and Iranians.I saw about 5 minutes of the quiz and here are my observations.
1. FOD had the look of a man doing butlins after the Albert hall. There were only 300 people watching and the look in his eyes suggested he knew the audience was made up of hate followers and Iranians.
2. The numbers went down when he started dad dancing. People do not like his dancing.
3. He threw one of the twins about without checking she was ok with it.
4. Clemmie nearly came oh but was too ashamed due to being a backstabbing racist. She sent a cactus instead. Perhaps a metaphor for she feels these days being locked down with fod.
5. Fod is much better to watch live. You can every little expression of insecurity and desperation without the editing.
6. He likes to think of himself as an old school raver. Us tattlers know he was wanking in his bedroom to keane as a teenager.
7. He’s a massive bellend.
Haha, genius! You sum it up perfectly, with the dry distance of a war correspondent.I saw about 5 minutes of the quiz and here are my observations.
1. FOD had the look of a man doing butlins after the Albert hall. There were only 300 people watching and the look in his eyes suggested he knew the audience was made up of hate followers and Iranians.
2. The numbers went down when he started dad dancing. People do not like his dancing.
3. He threw one of the twins about without checking she was ok with it.
4. Clemmie nearly came oh but was too ashamed due to being a backstabbing racist. She sent a cactus instead. Perhaps a metaphor for she feels these days being locked down with fod.
5. Fod is much better to watch live. You can every little expression of insecurity and desperation without the editing.
6. He likes to think of himself as an old school raver. Us tattlers know he was wanking in his bedroom to keane as a teenager.
7. He’s a massive bellend.
Ooh yes. I want to wear a beretI find if I’m quite partial to making a list. Influenced by budget clemmie obviously. I wish we could do a fod film club. Sit around in black polar necks drinking red wine and analyzing the themes and camera angles of fod’s oeuvres.
lso not government directiveOnly supposed to be out for one hour a day. Half hour there and the same back.
throbbing desperate cunt should be the name of his memoirI’m no good at titles but here are some words for the mood board. Lycra, testicles, squashed, shiny, throbbing, desperate, cunt.
Yes it is. One hour of exercise a day.a
lso not government directive
Lead me to it @PoorPatrol ill get it up...Mrs! Just call me fod inuendogNo one has put forth a new thread title!! I put one down a couple of days ago. Not my best work, but nobody else has got their title hats on. Come onnnn
I think it’s on page 48. Not brilliant!How about
“It’s Easter, Fod has risen! Not a ‘kin chance in those Lycra pants”
Lead me to it @PoorPatrol ill get it up...Mrs! Just call me fod inuendog
The only thread title I can think of is "FoD - He's just a cunt innit"
I'm in shock over the baby budgie smuggling
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