MOD & FOD #26 Fodcliffe, it’s mee, I’m Clammie, I’ve come home, so cold, let me in you drafty Victorian window!

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Betty Bond

Me tooo!!! Thanks Clammie!!
 
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heretoreaditall2019

This is exactly how I feel too. They’re so vile, so grabby, so disgusting. In a world where socially media is becoming increasingly socially conscious it’s so weird to have someone who remains such a relic active on there?

He could be helping vulnerable people, sharing links to food banks in need, just anything. But instead he’s wheeling around tescos doing mock surprised faces?

Honestly I couldn’t be married to him he’s trash.
 
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Titfer

Which makes me think, they BOTH knew about Alice and were trying to cover her tracks before she was outed
 
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CakeQueen

Ahhhh here we are! Knew he’d come back. I missed all the posting last night after all that waiting as I was feeling too I’ll to even pick up the phone.
It’s so unbelievably inappropriate to joke about the toilet roll situation and show empty shelves like that. It’ll make more people panic and it just all worse! I’m currently suffering with (suspected) corona virus and my family is self isolating for 14 days. We’re ok at the minute but can’t get any online shopping slots and if the people we rely on end up in isolation too- it’s a worry! Plus with SSP for my husband and no pay for me next month is going to be near on impossible. And I’m not even hospitalised or in an at risk category. Yet he’s joking about toilet roll dealers. Boils my piss.
 
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allybongo

I just can’t fathom out why he is still posting. Clemmie must be so embarrassed. If my husband was to post that sort of shit to the 200 odd people on his Insta. I. Would. Die. And then knowing that everyone is ripping the absolute piss out of him. How is she not mortified?

She soooo fancied herself as achingly hip and cool. Saw her self as some sort of hipster fashion type. She really needed a cool husband to help her in that role. Not this insufferable bellend who is about as funny as a dose of herpes.
 
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Dogmuck

Hope you feel better soon. Must admit I’ve defo had the flu/heavy cold for over a week now, keep thinking I’m getting better and then bam feel like shit again, so I feel your pain. I think the UK is waking up today to seeing this as a massive economic crisis rather than a health crisis. I’m hoping that this will result in the death of the grabby hun bastards on Instagram. Companies will cut their marketing budgets earlier than other areas in the business and fingers crossed the companies will recognise these beggy twats don’t bring any real revenue in.
 
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Yel

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Comedy isn't something you can just learn, you're either funny or not. All he's ever had to offer is photogenic twins. The more he trys with his highly embellished tails the more tawdry they get.

Even for him regurgitating the most tired jokes of last week is a new low.
 
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HensInTheSkirting

Given he gave health advice from the Philippines wearing a mask on his ‘huge platform’ then why not use said platform to nudge people into checking in on their elderly neighbours etc.
BUT NO...let’s push a trolley around Tesco looking for #shitloaf With his open-mouthed ‘comedy’ gurn!
 
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Emmadale

Agree with all the above. I’ve seen lots of memes about toilet rolls over the past few weeks but when it comes from an ‘influencer’ which nearly a million followers then it’s really inappropriate - especially now shit has got real and deaths are doubling. Such poor taste. Absolute dickhead!
 
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Yel

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Sadly I don't really have any more information that isn't out there from when I was a moderator here.

Most of us were pretty certain it was her, I think the final nail was the person that collated all her posts together. Loads of instamums no doubt use here to slag of their insta mates. They probably saw the post and she for some reason must have admitted to it.
 
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skronkywildcat

Get well soon, love. So sorry you are going through this. Is there anyone local who can pick up some food and drop it off on your doorstep?
 
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Bizziebody

i wonder who ran around filming the knob? Our shops have been so overcrowded you could barely take a selfie, let alone run around like this git with his empty trolley. Shouldn't he have isolated himself given where he was last 'working'.?
 
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Treeofforgiveness

He loves his toilet humour Before Alicegate they definitely would have had an AD for some loo roll company like “who gives a crap”. That water aid trip was fucking ridiculous, what a waste of time and money sending those two dumb arse twats out there who showed no interest whatsoever, and not a follow up post to date. Pathetic.
My friend subscribes to who gives a crap and had a delivery last week. She went down her road yesterday and handed out loo roll to 6 of her elderly neighbours who needed it. I thought about subscribing to them as I looked at their blurb and was impressed. The OD’s could have made an impressionable story by using them and tying it in with their water aid trip. But they’re far too thick to even think about that kind of stuff. They are so vile and don’t give a shit about anybody other than themselves

skronkywildcat said:
Get well soon, love. So sorry you are going through this. Is there anyone local who can pick up some food and drop it off on your doorstep?
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Great idea! I’m central London if anyone needs anything? I’m more than happy to help.
 
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