Oh bless I should have added I didn’t have deathly cancer just benign tumours! The point being that if no one’s telling me and my recovering body to worry I don’t know why FOD is@heretoreaditall2019 I've obviously missed bits of your story, but all the best with everything!
lmaooo bless you, it’s fine I think it was definitely far more snobby than patronising tbh so not too bothered. Clearly touched a nerve with that oneDon’t front to her, she’s the bees!
you were a PA in mags?! Mate get that book deal in now plsFunny you mention GQ because I actually worked for the publisher in one of my roles... it ended up being a pretty awful experience for exactly the things you have said in your first paragraph. Still, as you say, some great and very funny stories came out of it! At least FOD will have plenty of time in his hotel room to dream up his next great and funny story
Ooooh there is so much I could say but it would be too identifying! But yep I was a PA in publishing and it was quite an experienceyou were a PA in mags?! Mate get that book deal in now pls
You must have heard of the conde dog death (Link for the curious). A friend was in charge of a prestigious industry dog (lol at this sentence I don’t even know what to call it? But a big dog’s dog??) as part of his role, news of the death made his life hell as he basically became full time security for a dog that would readily attack him
@Satisfying Click - what are you using to see his stats move? I have social blade but I have to wait until after 1/2pm each day for the update- Id much rather see this collapse in real time.Ooof, I only went to dry my hair - peeked at his stats before, approx 990,650. After 20 minutes, 990,517.
Don't piss off the experts, Sly.
Like when Tom Cruise got rid of his old manager, and all of a sudden he was jumping on sofas looking like a tool
they love it because they get to continue being wayward with no recourse. So many mega things have happened/come to light in the last decade (sex offenders, financial crimes, Panama papers tbh, these Russia papers, even horse meat lol) that suggests actually we should be empowering everyone to speak out when they have concerns before we get 100s of victims deep however many years later.This #bekind bollocks is just a cover all close down! Dr amputates the wrong leg...don’t mention it just be kind. Your bank allow a Nigerian Prince to empty your account...no fear just be kind. Sky TV want to hike up their prices...don’t challenge them just be kind.
Not being allowed to hold people to account because these sheep twats have learned the words “troll” and “be kind” irritates the fk out of me
omg you must start a podcastOoooh there is so much I could say but it would be too identifying! But yep I was a PA in publishing and it was quite an experiencereally good at times but also really fucking awful too. The Conde Nasties love an office dog, totally common place - even the chairman brings his dog to work. There’s a joke in there about the dog’s bollocks but I can’t find it! Edited to say I hadn’t heard of the dog decapitation but I can vouch for the revolving doors on Vogue House being a death trap - literally in this case. Hope your mate (the ‘underling’?!) got over it!
I just hover my trackpad arrow thing (yes, I'm technical) over his number of followers. I'm not sure how up to date it is, but it's very satisfying to see the numbers drop with every refresh@Satisfying Click - what are you using to see his stats move? I have social blade but I have to wait until after 1/2pm each day for the update- Id much rather see this collapse in real time.
ThanksI just hover my trackpad arrow thing (yes, I'm technical) over his number of followers. I'm not sure how up to date it is, but it's very satisfying to see the numbers drop with every refresh
Yay@Dogmuck
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If only I had time for a podcast (currently full time mum to a very busy toddler!) because that one sounds right up my street! I used to speak to Anna Wintour’s PAs (she had three) quite a lot - one of them was a Rockefeller by marriage and sharing ‘so what did you do last night’ chats with her was mind boggling. Somone else I worked with had previously worked at the US company for Andre Leon Talley too... she really had the best stories. I BLOODY LOVE Cat Marnell! Pretty sure she’s in East London atm!they love it because they get to continue being wayward with no recourse. So many mega things have happened/come to light in the last decade (sex offenders, financial crimes, Panama papers tbh, these Russia papers, even horse meat lol) that suggests actually we should be empowering everyone to speak out when they have concerns before we get 100s of victims deep however many years later.
omg you must start a podcastor anonymous blog but they all get outed don’t they, like Meghan’s anon actress one
Btw just finished the Baron of Botox podcast you may enjoy - it delves into the mag world a bit and the hierarchies of it all - so many (American) editors are on it, I loved Cat Marnell’s book and it was so much fun being like omg! It’s her! And her! Same with My Friend Anna (the book) / the fake German heiress pod.
Dawn Porter tweeted that posting CF’s messages is a massive betrayalDid Mother Pukka ever explain why she decided to remove an Instagram post she made last week. The post was a screenshot of an inbox message she sent to Caroline Flack last year.
@Pommes maybe you will have spotted any follow up as you mentioned the original post on a previous thread
The best thing my therapist EVER taught me was that I didn't have to be nice (kind) to anyone.This #bekind bollocks is just a cover all close down! Dr amputates the wrong leg...don’t mention it just be kind. Your bank allow a Nigerian Prince to empty your account...no fear just be kind. Sky TV want to hike up their prices...don’t challenge them just be kind.
Not being allowed to hold people to account because these sheep twats have learned the words “troll” and “be kind” irritates the fk out of me
Your therapist sounds pretty sane! My English teacher once told me, never use the words kind or nice - use a thesaurus!!The best thing my therapist EVER taught me was that I didn't have to be nice (kind) to anyone.
Omg yes! We just need a sighting of him goofing around at Fleet Services...It wouldn't surprise me if FoD isn't even in Asia and that his blurred out pic was taken in a crummy Moto services somewhere for the crowd factor
Bet he had a little dance to B&Q to find that mask too. Amazon is a massive cover upOmg yes! We just need a sighting of him goofing around at Fleet Services...
That’s a new one to add to the pointless defensive comments.You’re pointless and he is a father has to be the next thread title!
I wouldn't be surprised if someone waltzes into the thread having spotted him at days Inn Cobham dancing outside nando'sOmg yes! We just need a sighting of him goofing around at Fleet Services...
He’s enough of a wanker to say he’s using self-isolation for one of his HIIIIII-larious Stories about having a break from his family. Cue madcap, time lapse footage of FOD having loadssssssa fun on his own in his bedroom... or something...Bet he had a little dance to B&Q to find that mask too. Amazon is a massive cover up
Such detectives us lot
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