Haha I thought it was 19?! Said recently she was a chef for 19 people when she was younger
but okay, I’ll try to stop 
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but okay, I’ll try to stop 
What in the artificial artifice is this??
Giving serious Meghan Markle vibes. Writing something you want to see published, with no authenticity at all.
Weirdddddd
Too right! where’s the endearments or affection.
She’s so lukewarm towards Moana, whereas Moana seems really into Maria. Fat-head Maria must love that! She’s a shoe designer now, don’t cha know. So need to add that to her ego-driven multi-hyphenates
Also "everyday people."
Thank you for seeing us dirty, uneducated plebs from your balcony, Queen Maria
"Wider community" might have been better. "Society?"
Thank you for seeing us dirty, uneducated plebs from your balcony, Queen Maria
"Wider community" might have been better. "Society?"
Them at the GP party 
I know the outfits are supposed to be risqué and cutting edge but Maria’s looks hideous and uncomfortable and Moana again just gives me the ick!
I know the outfits are supposed to be risqué and cutting edge but Maria’s looks hideous and uncomfortable and Moana again just gives me the ick!
Are they trying to be Kanye and Bianca that dress is hideous and yes they way Moana takes ownership over Maria is so creepy.Them at the GP party
Have they borrowed all the strap on belts from the bedroom to pull this outfit together
Moana is just the biggest bleeping creep/predator.
Moany looks smelly
Maria’s new hooters HAD to be ‘Launched’ as well. She’s on a high from all the self-congratulatory posts, events, interviews and magazine covers she’s on!
I had a squiz at Jorgee’s new gf’s ig page and she’s sharing all her ‘work highlights’ in stories today. I think there’s a battle of the ‘sexiest’ going on!
I had a squiz at Jorgee’s new gf’s ig page and she’s sharing all her ‘work highlights’ in stories today. I think there’s a battle of the ‘sexiest’ going on!
I’m pretty sure the surgeon would cancel the warranty. The poor right one looked like it’d completely escaped in one of the shots.
And stop letting your girlfriend kiss your baby on the mouth!!
And stop letting your girlfriend kiss your baby on the mouth!!
They’re just so thirsty! Everything is for show… Moana grabbing her neck in each shot, just makes me feel dirty. Each to their own behind closed doors, I couldn’t care what you’re into or what you do. But everything they do is so over the top
She’s constantly grabbing at her and her facial expressions are so bleeping creepy as well - if a bloke was doing that constantly I reckon he’d be called out for it.They’re just so thirsty! Everything is for show… Moana grabbing her neck in each shot, just makes me feel dirty. Each to their own behind closed doors, I couldn’t care what you’re into or what you do. But everything they do is so over the top
Looks painful
Attachments
I get Megan Fox and whatshisname vibes
Machine Gun Moana
I'm bleeping deceased.
I got mastitis just looking at that picLooks painful