Misheard lyrics

[Practically Perfect]

Take that - Pray

Take that:
All I do each night is pray
Hoping that I'll be a part of you again some day
All I do each night is think
Of all the times I closed the door to keep my love within


Me:
All I do each night is pray
Hoping that I'll be a part of you again some day
All I do IS SHINE THIS THING
Of all the times I closed the door to keep my love within


(makes no sense at all but it didnt help that on the video one of them was fannying about in the sea with a mirror - thought they were being dirty boys lol )

 

[nbt]

Freed from desire by Gala - only just found out it’s “my lovers got no money he’s got his strong beliefs”

I was convinced it was “he’s got his trumberlice”

I’m with you there!

 

[keytotruth]

Those aren’t the lyrics!?

Its kin means family

 

[Tittykitty]

Praise him like a sheep by Fatboy Slim

 

[Ihatedoinglaundry]

Tracey Chapman “Baby can I hold you”

Instead of “maybe if I told you the right words, at the right time, you’d be mine” ...... I sang (god honestly it’s so embarrassing)

“Maybe if I told you the right words, oh in the light , Orangutang” - I DONT KNOW WHY. I just did.

 

[Sw4]

Freed from desire by Gala - only just found out it’s “my lovers got no money he’s got his strong beliefs”

I was convinced it was “he’s got his trumberlice”

I thought it was trombolice, in my 10 year old head this was an instrument like a cross between a trumpet and trombone

Professional Widow remix by Tori Amos..the correct lyric is 'its gotta be big'... I thought she was saying 'he's got a big dick'

 

[Serena6112]

Naive by the Kooks... I was convinced he was singing ‘I know, she knows, I’m not from the Vatican’

Was a proper oh my god mouth hanging open moment years later when I was strolling down the street listening to it and realised its ‘I’m not fond of asking’. Still cringe about it!

 

[Lovegin]

i thought, until about 10 seconds ago, that it was coco heart .........oh dear

Me as well, I thought it was cocoa heart

 

[Marylou]

Don't know who sings it but it goes ... "Oo Oo Oo Oo Oo I wish it for you" and I hear I will tit for you.

The Beatles Paperback Writer - Take a right back turn.

I'm really bad with artists but the song "I need dollar, dollar, dollar is all I need, I thought he was colour blind and needed colour.

My youngest son used to wonder why Adele chased cavemen.

Joel Corry's song lyrics omg omg sound like Trevor hotdog

I'm sure there are more but I've embarrassed myself enough for now.

 

[Petulant_vlogger]

"Owner of a lonely heart"= "owner of a lonely horse" ???

 

[YellowLadybird]

Classics from Catholic Primary School...

"I am the Lord of the Dance Settee"

"Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee... Blessed art thou, a Monk Swimming..."

 

[ProphecyGirl]

Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight - R.E.M

I thought the chorus was 'Call me Chad Baker'

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

"Owner of a lonely heart"= "owner of a lonely horse" ???

I used to think this was "oo I love a lonely heart"

 

[PenelopePitstop]

Danny Wilson Mary’s Prayer



So if I say save me, save me
people lie to my eyes,
and if I say ten Hail Marys
People lie down in heaven for me


The actual lyrics

So if I say save me, save me
Be the light in my eyes
And if I say ten Hail Mary's
Leave a light on in heaven for me

 

[mermaidexoxo]

When I was about 10 I thought “Fighter” by Christina Aguilera was actually singing ‘Wider’ and used sing along -

“Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me WIDER”

 

[Cantstandspanj]

Little Mix - Shout out to my ex, I thought the next line was ‘you’re really crap in bed’. It is in fact ‘you’re really quite the man’!

 

[Monkeybum]

Little Mix - Shout out to my ex, I thought the next line was ‘you’re really crap in bed’. It is in fact ‘you’re really quite the man’!

I used to sing 'you are a bleeping mess'

Which is probably more of a reflection on my ex than anything else

 

[roundzip]

“Go Charlie, it’s your birthday” ~ 50 Cent - In da club

Oh my God I was today years old when I found out it’s not Charlie!!!! this is a revelation to me

 

[YellowLadybird]

Little Mix - Shout out to my ex, I thought the next line was ‘you’re really crap in bed’. It is in fact ‘you’re really quite the man’!

I thought it was 'you're really not the best'!

 

[Days28]

The Kelly clarkson Christmas song - underneath the tree
‘Your here, under the tree, snow is falling with a capital C’
It’s actually ‘snow is falling as the carolers sing’ - I still can’t hear her saying the right words