I used to sing 'Girls hit you hallelujah' and its 'girls say to ya hallelujah'I always sing ‘smoother than a fresh shaved kitty’ whenever I hear Mark Ronson/Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk (it’s meant to be Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy), don’t know why
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My boyfriend is the best when it comes to mishearing lyrics
He thought Suddenly I See by KT Tunstall was called “VIP”
He thought Suddenly I See by KT Tunstall was called “VIP”
Another one for the “girls hit you hallelujah”, didn’t know any better until now.
On the Spice Girls' Wannabe there's a couplet that goes "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, Naked lust forever, friendship never ends"
I was most disappointed when I found out that the official lyric is actually "Make it last forever".
I was most disappointed when I found out that the official lyric is actually "Make it last forever".
It's not even misheard, but what the duck is 'you gotta get with my friends'? Is this some sort of polyamorous coven the song's recipient is being invited to join?
Showing my age but Cliff Richard ‘wired for sound’ I thought it was ‘I like tall people I like small people’
Thought he was just being inclusive. It’s actually speakers..not people. Wondered my my other half used to cry laughing when I sang it
Thought he was just being inclusive. It’s actually speakers..not people. Wondered my my other half used to cry laughing when I sang it
Oh the Britney 1. I’ve just realised I’ve been singing it wrong. I thought it was ‘toxic gums slipping under’. Never made sense but just went with it. Oops
My mum is a massive Cliff fan so I grew up loving his music. I used to repeatedly watch the Some People video. That had Wired for Sound on it amongst others. I used to mangle so many lyrics. For years I though the words to Carrie were "the young wear their freedom like keepers fuel" rather than cheap perfume as it really is. It doesn't even make sense!
As a vaguely amusing aside I once sang Saviours Day at some talent thing that was tagged on the end of a pantomime. I'm tone deaf so I didn't win. Pretty sure I nailed the lyrics though
I didn’t think I misheard many lyrics until I read this thread... turns out I do
Oh my days I'm dead!!
I thought it was ' men can't last forever '
I always thought Elton John was singing 'step into Christmas and be a Christmas tree' only realised last year its the admission is free .
I also used to sing 'we found love in a hope & pray'. I'm sure I used to actually know the words but my grandad then thought they were the words so I just kept on.
Britney's toxic when I first heard it I thought it was 'taste of your dogs sick all around, your dog tit is slipping under'. Grim
. I also used to sing 'we found love in a hope & pray'. I'm sure I used to actually know the words but my grandad then thought they were the words so I just kept on.
Britney's toxic when I first heard it I thought it was 'taste of your dogs sick all around, your dog tit is slipping under'. Grim
Genesis - Invisible Touch.
Instead of "she seems to have an invisible touch yeah..." I thought it was"she seems to have a physical poptart"
Instead of "she seems to have an invisible touch yeah..." I thought it was"she seems to have a physical poptart"
Burn the house down - AJR
It starts with: used to keep it cool
My son sang: You sticky pickle
It starts with: used to keep it cool
My son sang: You sticky pickle
Jason Deluro song ‘want to want me’ I always think he sings ‘I’ve got the shits on the floor’
I swear to God that Taylor Swift says "Starbucks Lovers" in Blank Space, whatever the official lyrics suggest!
Is that not what she sings?!?!?!
It’s - got a long list of ex lovers
Kenny Rogers-Lucille
I thought the line was '400 children and a crop in the fields ' when it's really 4 hungry children.
I thought they were running an orphanage........??
I thought the line was '400 children and a crop in the fields ' when it's really 4 hungry children.
I thought they were running an orphanage........??