Omg I got the lyrics wrong twice over. Dying
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Jessica Taylor Exposed - Her company WhatsApp group spoke about posting poo to a CSA survivor and threatened employees with taking their entire assets if they whistleblew. The not-a-medical-doctor refused to give any evidence for any of her claims and has an extensive history of falsely reporting vulnerable women that speak up to the police for stalking and harassment. Listen now!
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Don Henley's boy's of summer I used to think it was your bra strap's shining in the sun (your brown skins shining ...)
When my sister was little, she was practising singing away in a manger for school, and she thought the words were the little malteser, not
the little Lord Jesus
the little Lord Jesus
First time I heard Madonna's song Erotica, I thought she was singing 'Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body', instead of 'Erotic, Erotic, put your hands all over my body'.
My version is just wrong.
My version is just wrong.
The titanic theme song-and the hot dogs will go on…
I remember phoning my sister in law to ask why ‘that katy Perry keeps banging on about cherry chopsticks’ (I kissed a girl)
cherry CHAPSTICK!
my daughter (aged 7 at the time) singing along to ‘roar’
’ive got the a of a tiger!your gonna hear me roooaaarrr!’
I was too busy laughing-I couldn’t tell her off for that!
I remember phoning my sister in law to ask why ‘that katy Perry keeps banging on about cherry chopsticks’ (I kissed a girl)
cherry CHAPSTICK!
my daughter (aged 7 at the time) singing along to ‘roar’
’ive got the a of a tiger!your gonna hear me roooaaarrr!’
I was too busy laughing-I couldn’t tell her off for that!
My son
queen ‘we will rock you’
he always sings it as
‘we will,we will rock you!
look at you all over your face,you big disgrace
wanging your willy all over the place!’
kills me everytime
queen ‘we will rock you’
he always sings it as
‘we will,we will rock you!
look at you all over your face,you big disgrace
wanging your willy all over the place!’
kills me everytime
I just realised tonight that Jason Derulos song is called "Savage Love" when I thought it was "Selfish Love".
Not funny, but thought I'd share anyways xx
Not funny, but thought I'd share anyways xx
Sia's song 'let's love' i used to sing it 'ransom'
Its raining men
I'm convinced she sings :- Sheep for every angel and rearranged the sky so that each and every woman could find the perfect guy
I'm convinced she sings :- Sheep for every angel and rearranged the sky so that each and every woman could find the perfect guy
One of their songs i believe i thought was the song for the back pain cream i bulieve i always think of the cream when they sing that oneThere's so many ive got wrong over the years, but the one that springs to mind is 'up on the roof' by Robson and jerome, I always thought was upbongaroo....I still sing it like that now, I just cant help it
I was playing I Believe a lot last week as I recalled the ibulieve advert from when I was around 18 and we would sing that in the taxi home after a good night out “every time I hear a newborn baby cry, or touch a leaf...”One of their songs i believe i thought was the song for the back pain cream i bulieve i always think of the cream when they sing that one
My daughter sings "I'm in America" instead of "I need a miracle".
I'm definitely going to sing her version forever
I'm definitely going to sing her version forever
Hospital Beds by Cold War Kids. Always thought it was “we are not fish and chips” until my brother corrected me. It’s actually “Vietnam fishing trips”
That Alesha Dixon song “the boy does nothing”
An old work colleague of mine was convinced it was “I’m from Russia” instead of “does he wash up”
An old work colleague of mine was convinced it was “I’m from Russia” instead of “does he wash up”
My bf thinks Jess Glynes no make up on Thursdays (I don’t know the official title) where she says Cos Who I am is enough he thinks
She says I can never get it up
She says I can never get it up
I always sing ‘smoother than a fresh shaved kitty’ whenever I hear Mark Ronson/Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk (it’s meant to be Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy), don’t know why
My brothers version of jailhouse rock (this was the 80’s)
went to a party in a county jail
caught my knackers on a rusty nail
when I got home,I got one hell of a shock
two dead balls and a paralysed rooster
yeah,let’s rock!
my parents allowed this!not a chance in hell will mine ever hear this!
went to a party in a county jail
caught my knackers on a rusty nail
when I got home,I got one hell of a shock
two dead balls and a paralysed rooster
yeah,let’s rock!
my parents allowed this!not a chance in hell will mine ever hear this!
I always hear it as "them good girls, straight masturbating"I always sing ‘smoother than a fresh shaved kitty’ whenever I hear Mark Ronson/Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk (it’s meant to be Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy), don’t know why