Mimi and Alex Ikonn #5 Positano with the fam, exploiting their kid for likes on the 'gram

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Was gonna comment here and say the same ... and what was that happy anniversary cake? it's been a month and they still think they're on their honeymoon for a mock wedding. They live on another planet.
 
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Not gonna happen, forget 10 years, not going to happen in Million years. In 10 years they will be long gone- the best they can do is to invest and enjoy the interest. They are already irrelevant, in 10 years they will disappear. Finally, having farm is faishonable now- 10 years from now it won’t. Same with vegan leather was the in-thing. Now “sustainable leather” aka same shit with more cost is the new thing. Haa
 
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I bet he won't be anti-mask after this. Why isn't Horse Teeth posting this news?
 
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This thick thigh has the ugliest face when she eats.
Totally agree, . They always chew with an open mouth, they have no manners. Pure disgusting , shit face too, always making sound while eating ..

So she made an embarrassing/bad/failed recipe and yet posted it, I wonder what kind of things they decided not to post it because it’s embarrassing!! How bad they had to be not to make the cut!!!
That is the worst crumble ever.

Dear god I’m dying here
Yeah we need a magnifier to spot her thighs :
 
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Ella runs businesses, writes proper cookbooks, got certified to be a nutritionist, practises yoga and has two children. Then look at MeMe copying a workout routine and performing it so badly in her diaper shorts. I know who I’d rather follow for health advice.
 
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Unbelievable!!! The hustlers needed a vacay from their perpetual vacay right?!
Also meme at it again putting her shoes on the big cushion!! No manners whatsoever. Disgusting.

I thought she had finally ditched her sausage pants but no! So tight that her blood can’t circulate and causes more cellulite and swollen legs! Meme this is a basic : nothing tight on your lower body!

And pleasseeee tie up your hair or switch your partition to the side - I cant take it anymore how much you look like a dog who just took a bath!
 
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They must be joking!!!
Every week they have a “couple getaway”!
Her instagram is full of it!

I will not ask:
Do they have another definition of me time and getaway????

So dumb


 
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Well, it's somehow true, apart a night in the british countryside, they haven't been anywhere without Alexa. But yes they had tons of nights out since Alexa is born. You could wonder why Meme doesn't seem very excited to pass a few days only with her husband.
 
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'So lucky to have this one'

He's waited for a get away for 2 years and she's said no because if you watch his videos I'm surprised he isn't having a cheeky wank over the place. He speaks more highly, passionately about how much he loves this place they're at and Mimi gets a token 'ah love her too'

Mimi went there to get away and spend time with Alex.

Alex went there to 'realise his dreams' which will never fucking happen. The guy cries when he broken his arm and lost out on Bitcoin - one complaint about service and he'll be asking for cuddles off Lidiot.

https://giphy.com/3oEjI80DSa1grNPTDq
 
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If you guys believe in "disagreeing with something without banning it" then why do you delete and block (aka ban from your page) anything close to a slight hint of criticism on your Instagram? I'd love to hear what you have to say about that
 

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Th stuff they say only seem to be healing for break ups and lost wanderers or when you feel stuck in a rut : go outside, do a positive walk, ground yourself, exercise and eat whole food.
 
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if you travel five to ten times a year for weeks or even month and take your nanny with you and have weekly “nights out” and eating always out or let cooking Natasha for you, I will call that “couple getaway” also frequently !

Since Alexa is sleep trained with 6 month Ikonns have every night (6pm!) me-time also.
 
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How much do you think they spend monthly for their rent+vacation+restaurant budget+fashion for Meme+laundry staff+taxi?

Meme saying she walk 20-30k steps in Europe when few months ago she Said she started walking for an hour everyday and counting her steps. Obviously she was very sedentary since having Alexa and not doing anything else than staying home doing gluten-free tastefree cheese balls and celery juice with Alexa. She only walks 30k steps when in Positano let's be honest. No way she carries an umbrella everywhere with her when in London. And no way she wants to ruin her London hair aka "professional business woman straight hair look" walking in the rain, or bothering take the tube with the peasants.

Got a natural remedy to build strong immunity for ya Meme : take the tube everyday, inhale everyone's bacterias, it's like natural vaccine trust me it's like having a dog lol

I think me time for her means "time alone". And I don't understand why she wants to pretend it's really a struggle since she had her hair done and thanked her useless husband for sparing her 2h to get her hair done... Alexa goes to bed early so she can indeed have me time taking a bath or doing meditation etc... She has barely any chores left since she has someone for anything, so her evenings must be real sweet honestly.
 
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Absolutely.. Also: Alex is having his time in the morning with Alexa, until Mimi wakes up at 9am? LoL Now, she even doesnt straighten her hair.. LooooLLLL
 
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She claims to be well travelled but keeps putting her dirty shoes on furniture other people sit on too. Uneducated and ill-mannered. This is why MeMe will always be looked down.
 
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