NEW THREAD!
Painstakingly went through the 'most liked' and I won this thread title! Woooo!
So, catch up from the last thread:
• Most people use their spare time to frequent in their hobby unlike Mimi who enjoys picking up litter off the beaches of sunny Positano which ironically, are less trashy than the fashion choices in her suitcase*clearly doesnt use a carry on as she's packed a gazillion dresses #wherewhatyouhave
• Alex is still following thin, young women on instagram and is yet to find room in his heart to love her and his own daughter but so far Bitcoin and 'the hustle' is still his number one love. Choosing to spend his time with other influencers over his wife because it makes him feel manly.
• Alexa nearly passed out on a hike and begged for water whilst in her flip flops, her parents response was to chuck a load of water on her.
• Lidia is somewhere in an inflateable dinghy out to sea, hiding from being the nanny #grateful
THE WEDDING
• Mimi found a pillowcase to wear for her Day 1 wedding, Day 2 brought a silk number (probably from Shein) and declared her love for Alex who looked dead behind the eyes.
• Alex wrote many speeches of how he can confirm that he IS the centre of the universe as everything seems to revolve around him.
• All the guests were business associates, few family members, stalkers, some woman from Paris and a Gucci handbag.
• Lala keeps dropping Mimi in the tit with her stories.
• Alexa had a good 10 minute socialise with other children before being pulled away to give a speech, into a microphone that Alex couldn't wait to snatch off her.
Can't think what else I've missed off
Painstakingly went through the 'most liked' and I won this thread title! Woooo!
So, catch up from the last thread:
• Most people use their spare time to frequent in their hobby unlike Mimi who enjoys picking up litter off the beaches of sunny Positano which ironically, are less trashy than the fashion choices in her suitcase*clearly doesnt use a carry on as she's packed a gazillion dresses #wherewhatyouhave
• Alex is still following thin, young women on instagram and is yet to find room in his heart to love her and his own daughter but so far Bitcoin and 'the hustle' is still his number one love. Choosing to spend his time with other influencers over his wife because it makes him feel manly.
• Alexa nearly passed out on a hike and begged for water whilst in her flip flops, her parents response was to chuck a load of water on her.
• Lidia is somewhere in an inflateable dinghy out to sea, hiding from being the nanny #grateful
THE WEDDING
• Mimi found a pillowcase to wear for her Day 1 wedding, Day 2 brought a silk number (probably from Shein) and declared her love for Alex who looked dead behind the eyes.
• Alex wrote many speeches of how he can confirm that he IS the centre of the universe as everything seems to revolve around him.
• All the guests were business associates, few family members, stalkers, some woman from Paris and a Gucci handbag.
• Lala keeps dropping Mimi in the tit with her stories.
• Alexa had a good 10 minute socialise with other children before being pulled away to give a speech, into a microphone that Alex couldn't wait to snatch off her.
Can't think what else I've missed off