Melanie Murphy #15 YouTuber by day, plagiarist by night…it’s all just #inspo though, right

[DevaVictrix]

“I’m more than happy to accept it with open arms and open legs”
I just vomited a bit into my mouth reading that.
How much has this type of mummy porn, wish fulfilment writing already been done to death… casually sleeping with a handsome, rich man who spends thousands on a night with you

I just can’t deal with her everything makes me howl

 

[fxckmanet]

Is it just me or does Thomas look a bit like Gaston?

 

[spiderontheceiling]

Thanks for the new thread! I wanted to watch her newest video as a guilty pleasure type thing but lasted all of 2 minutes before I had to turn it off. Oh Mel...

 

[Catdog091]

Is it just me or does Thomas look a bit like Gaston?

Ya, but short.

 

[Dearreader]

Ya, but short.

Ah now, lillolitalestrange would strongly disagree.


Thou protest too much, Mel!! I'm cringing for her. How thick and obvious can ya be.

 

[fxckmanet]

Ah now, lillolitalestrange would strongly disagree.


Thou protest too much, Mel!!

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even if thomas is tall - he gives off "5'6-but-i'll-say-i'm-5'10" energy

 

[mindlessness]

Can’t believe she treated us to two extracts at once - the cringe about the 7.5K room for casual sex and a very expositional page all about how Peter & David’s house is called Avalon.

Neither is well written. Neither is going to get people to buy the book.

 

[whataboutit]

Finally watched her pilots wife video. Course she had to get her usual comment in about how much she loves travelling, has done so much of it because of her work and has been to New York already.
…She walked around New York for a few HOURS. After admitting she normally stays in her hotel room on work trips. That’s not travelling Mel.

 

[Kitt]

Finally watched her pilots wife video. Course she had to get her usual comment in about how much she loves travelling, has done so much of it because of her work and has been to New York already.
…She walked around New York for a few HOURS. After admitting she normally stays in her hotel room on work trips. That’s not travelling Mel.

I had 12 hours in New York and I saw the really important things like Carrie Bradshaw’s fake apartment. Jeeeeeesus.

 

[Dearreader]

This smells of somebody who's at the end of her three book publishing deal and knows it.

 

[justwannaseethepictures]

She writes like a 6th class student (12 years old) who just discovered a thesaurus. I'm no author but my Jesus her writing does not flow at all. The structure is awful and it's as if she wants to get from A to B but didn't think about how she was going to do it before she started writing. So much for her 'clean prose'. I've had better writing handed to me by a 6th class after writing a story for 20 minutes (I'm not even exaggerating)

 

[Pacho]

She writes like a 6th class student (12 years old) who just discovered a thesaurus. I'm no author but my Jesus her writing does not flow at all. The structure is awful and it's as if she wants to get from A to B but didn't think about how she was going to do it before she started writing. So much for her 'clean prose'. I've had better writing handed to me by a 6th class after writing a story for 20 minutes (I'm not even exaggerating)

This made me think of Friends when Joey used Thesaurus to write the letter of recommendation for Monica & Chandler during the adoption

 

[Catdog091]

Is she actually kidding? She's had her husband home for the entire pandemic and been living not to dissimilar to life in 'the den'. People doing her washing, cooking and cleaning and helping out with the baby. Mental health my arse. She's had unaddressed mental health issues for absolutely yonks, which have nothing to do with the pandemic.

She writes like a 6th class student (12 years old) who just discovered a thesaurus. I'm no author but my Jesus her writing does not flow at all. The structure is awful and it's as if she wants to get from A to B but didn't think about how she was going to do it before she started writing. So much for her 'clean prose'. I've had better writing handed to me by a 6th class after writing a story for 20 minutes (I'm not even exaggerating)

Right click, chooses another word. Haha.

 

[Catdog091]

Awww poor you Mel. Two days without Thomas. Practically a single mom aren't you.

 

[peachypoo]

Is she actually doing a countdown to getting the keys? And getting her nails done presumably for the move? Who in the actual duck cares like. Maybe I’m missing something happening as I just skimmed her stories on my break.

 

[Catdog091]

Is she actually doing a countdown to getting the keys? And getting her nails done presumably for the move? Who in the actual duck cares like. Maybe I’m missing something happening as I just skimmed her stories on my break.

It's so she can take a fancy 'We have the key' picture. 'Xmas nails need to go', sister in law must be busy or she's been back living with daddy because she was always getting her sodding nails done in lockdown.

 

[BlueberryBlues]

Very soon we will witness how she will turn a normal house into something hideous and rotten. She thinks she has some taste in vintage and antique styles. while it’s just a hideous mix of things that don’t go well together. It’s like she thinks she is a bit weird in a cute way, but she’s actually weird in a creepy way.

 

[Catdog091]

Very soon we will witness how she will turn a normal house into something hideous and rotten. She thinks she has some taste in vintage and antique styles. while it’s just a hideous mix of things that don’t go well together. It’s like she thinks she is a bit weird in a cute way, but she’s actually weird in a creepy way.

Game of thrones bedroom

 

[rattleprattle]

Live laugh love quotes on every wall

 

[Ms.Marble]

Tacky Harry Potter merch