Megan Ellaby #5 pink tiara, rhinestone dress, oh so dreamy to be married to an alleged sex

[dalmatirox]

‘Can I copy your homework if I change it up a bit?’ vibes

She was wearing a dress with strawberry print in the summer then the next Saturday collection had a strawberry dress

then she was gifted pink and red check monki flares in like september that she was showing off on her story and the next collection featured pink and red check

the creativity !

 

[aimzalicious]

Saturday is like the GCSE Textiles version of the Ganni tracksuit. Complete with WordArt font

I still can't believe that's the font they went for.

It makes me wonder if the designer who does their CADs for them didn't expand the font artwork properly so it's just gone back to Adobe's default font when they've sent it over to the factory to produce

 

[ejej123]

Who the f says ‘fabbo’

 

[Herewithmypopcorn31]

How many bags does one influenza need

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

Seriously though, how have these idiots got away with this

can't see the problem here am I missing something? There's no smiley faces on either the trackies or the sisters

 

[lauzyess]

can't see the problem here am I missing something? There's no smiley faces on either the trackies or the sisters

Its now on Saturday IG too as part of a tracksuit

There are smiley faces on the tracksuits. They are very similar.
It’s clearer in online brand photos I previously shared.

 

[Emalabemela]

Literally promoting unsafe baby sleep wowsers
And is it me or were all of her ‘essentials’ gifted?

 

[extra_extra]

Literally promoting unsafe baby sleep wowsers
And is it me or were all of her ‘essentials’ gifted?

Someone's commented saying exactly that. I'm refreshing the page until that gets deleted...

 

[Kat_Valentine]

I don’t even know why they’re allowed to sell those baby nests/pods. I’ve gotten into so many arguments with Sleepyhead fans about safe sleep and their reasoning is so ridiculous. In my opinion, if there is even the SLIGHTEST chance my child would suffocate why would you even risk it? For Megs, she’d do anything as long as it was a freebie though, the selfish cow.

 

[sheleg]

All that stuff is for people with more money than sense.

 

[Emalabemela]

I don’t even know why they’re allowed to sell those baby nests/pods. I’ve gotten into so many arguments with Sleepyhead fans about safe sleep and their reasoning is so ridiculous. In my opinion, if there is even the SLIGHTEST chance my child would suffocate why would you even risk it? For Megs, she’d do anything as long as it was a freebie though, the selfish cow.

I don’t get what they’re for if they aren’t allowed to sleep in it?! Yet everyone goes on about how ‘essential’ they are?! Um no. They’re soooo insanely expensive for what they are too they must cost all of about 2 quid to make

 

[sheleg]

One of the many things I learned when I had a baby was just how many companies there are who will try to fleece you out of cash by playing on parent guilt. I haven’t fallen for it!

 

[gargamel]

Who the f says ‘fabbo’

What does fabbo mean?

 

[Eljay]

Honestly those sleepyheads/dockatots have had kids over heating and suffocating so why would you risk it for a extra 30 mins sleep? Neither of them have a busy full time job
Ps those snoo baby pods, ffs it’s making a baby more relaxed on their own than in the arms of a parent why would you want that! (Sorry to be mumsnetty I’m a sleep specialist) they are only babies once rock them or hold them to sleep

This is what the snoo looks like from the inside (from their website) held in place for ease of a parent, they wake up for a reason!

 

[Emalabemela]

Honestly those sleepyheads/dockatots have had kids over heating and suffocating so why would you risk it for a extra 30 mins sleep? Neither of them have a busy full time job
Ps those snoo baby pods, ffs it’s making a baby more relaxed on their own than in the arms of a parent why would you want that! (Sorry to be mumsnetty I’m a sleep specialist) they are only babies once rock them or hold them to sleep

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This is what the snoo looks like from the inside (from their website) held in place for ease of a parent, they wake up for a reason!

Hahah… don’t worry I could get mumsnetty too… did you enjoy her writing about how the snoo ‘taught’ her baby to sleep you can’t teach someone to sleep you moron… chances are goldie would have slept like she does whatever you’d done.
Also did everyone enjoy that goldie sleeps every day from 6:30-6:00… without fail. She’s so f*cking smug. But obviously that was because her thousand pound piece of equipment taught her to… I couldnt have eye rolled any harder.

 

[AllieB]

Yeah I don’t think she is going to amend the blog post.. pretty sure she doesn’t check comments on her blog anymore cos she’s not replied to any in months.
Also if basically all of those items are gifted does she not have to put c/o or ad anywhere?

 

[sheleg]

It's really come to something when we even outsource rocking our babies to a piece of machinery!

 

[EllsBellsWells]

I find it really bizarre how proud she is to announce the extreme (and frankly quite dangerous) ways she’s been avoiding actually holding her baby. I don’t know of a single other influencer mum who has gone to these extreme lengths to avoid the basics of being a parent.

Also it’s not like she’s not got time to just hold her baby??? What else is she doing other than posting ads on Instagram and playing bleeping Fashion Wheel with her beggy sister

 

[extra_extra]

There were 4 comments on the post yday and now one of them which was calling out unsafe sleep practice is gone. Possibly deleted by the poster though!

 

[Emalabemela]

I see all 4 comments but one is saying sleepyhead/dockatot are seen as fine in Sweden. But that the doona is a bad idea as any longer than 30 mins in a car seat can cause damage to spine development