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DrtCrl

I find the font he uses to type up those notes really irritating.
 
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kachoochoo

now, I'm not saying that this sounds like an excuse to explain the last few weeks virtual silence now he's realised he's got to start promoting the film sometime soon but...





very much from the playbook of another of our pals who's constantly burning out and getting the light back, isn't it?
 
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Kikini Bamalam

What a fucking twat! The way he words that to sound like he is having a panic attack in the interview and the interviewer kept on at him or am I just projecting because I hate the twee bastard so much?
Anyway, a short fucking breakdown? I had a breakdown in 2011, it lasted 4 years and I am still recovering from it now. Whenever anything kicks off with him, he retreats into his little shell shouting poor poor me and my mental health. The geezer is a fucking charlatan and shame on his publishers and blue tick mates who push his shitty middle class, self care snake oil.

I'm an acorn,
now I'm a sapling,
I bend and bow,
but when the sun shines,
I grow tall and strong.
I am Matt Haig,
I chat pointless twee drivel.
Cunt!
 
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Into_the_tunnel

“ Winter” tunnel’s version

When winter comes
Some rejoice for the oncoming season of celebration.
I panic.
The panic spreads like overflowing champagne at my premiere.
Will the public like my film?
Will the reviews be what I want?
Will the rumours subside?
I hibernate.
Like a bear.
Waiting for spring, for the sun.
For it it to be warm again,
For me to be cool again.
 
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jobackhorsewoman

As soon as I read that I thought of JM!
 
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pommobear

Tetyanawrites is on her Instagram stories about MH again. Apparently MH's wife has messaged her to say she's a liar.
 
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FrannyGallops

pommobear said:
Tetyanawrites is on her Instagram stories about MH again. Apparently MH's wife has messaged her to say she's a liar.
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I can’t stand MH but if Tetanyawrites has any receipts she should post them. Otherwise it’s just her inserting herself into the drama like she always does.

I wouldn’t say that about anyone else btw, but during the MN influencer threads, she came on and stirred the pot saying we’d called Hungermama’s kids ugly when we’d done no such thing. In fact, nobody had mentioned HM until TW did. She’s got form for this sort of shit.
 
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pommobear

Yeah, there are no receipts.
 
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Chinese_whispers

As someone who has ADHD and depression MH was an author I felt I "should" like because what he writes is accessible and from the POV of someone who has "been there" and wore the t-shirt. But personally I never finished a book of his I started and I find his quotes or whatever he writes on Instagram reductive, vague and irritating. I don't have twitter to know what he gets up to there.

He's like the white, yoga mom of depression.
 
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Flivver

Apart from promoting his Christmas film in the run up to the festive season, Mr H has been very quiet lately.

I read that he has been quite unwell. His output did seem almost manic to me. I wonder if he’s had another breakdown?
 
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TapToBoreMeRigid

He's emerging from a season-long, self-indulgent ride in the rain on his bike. And probably has a new book to shill.
 
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kachoochoo

i am glad he is well again and can quite clearly tell that his extended social media break was absolutely nothing to do with last year's allegations no way not at all

now if he could get back to some nice milquetoast inanities to take the piss out out, that'd be great
 
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