If I could i would pay you 600000 in coins to write a full Haigian opus to fool his readers.Wave (Tunnel’s version for all those who may be upset at the moment by certain tweets)
Sometimes you have to have to let the proverbial wash over you like a wave on a pebbly beach, somewhere in the south east of England where Londoners move to when they pretend they have had too much of the rat race but really they want to shop in a bigger Waitrose and live in pastel-coloured terraces. Sometimes that wave crashes so loudly you think you are back in the Hacienda when times were good and drinks were cheap. Sometimes the wave ripples slowly onto the beach, reminding you that water never flows uphill. Pain never lasts. Hold on.
What a rip off!How self indulgent - I just wanted to read this so I wrote it and not at all because I can con everyone into paying 17 quid for it.
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