When MM is your boyfriend you’re always prepared (for the D)
When MM is your boyfriend you’re always prepared (for the D)If I didn't know better, I'd say you might have planned it!
If MM was my boyfriend I don’t think I’d leave the house (or the bedroom)When MM is your boyfriend you’re always prepared (for the D)
Ohh I'd definitely be prepared for whenever the moment may 'arise'When MM is your boyfriend you’re always prepared (for the D)
I'm his bit on the side, hope you don't mindHe is my boyfriend
I’m more than happy to shareOhh I'd definitely be prepared for whenever the moment may 'arise'
I'm his bit on the side, hope you don't mind
Perhaps we should draw up a rotaI’m more than happy to share
I don't think I can provide the kind of help you needguys I need some help
I’d be up for it if you areI don't think I can provide the kind of help you need
Ohhh she's had a few bevvies and is getting flirty is sheI’d be up for it if you are
At this point. I’d take anything I can getOhhh she's had a few bevvies and is getting flirty is she
Like a kind of time share arrangement?Perhaps we should draw up a rota
Meet you at St George’s in about 35 mins, I'll bring the inflatable Mason dollAt this point. I’d take anything I can get
A Shlong ShareLike a kind of time share arrangement?
Sign me up!Meet you at St George’s in about 35 mins, I'll bring the inflatable Mason doll
A Shlong Share
I can’t drive ive had way too much Prosecco can anyone pick me up hun?Meet you at St George’s in about 35 mins, I'll bring the inflatable Mason doll
A Shlong Share
If I leave now I’ll be there by midnight! You’ll recognise me as I’ll be wearing an ‘II can’t drive ive had way too much Prosecco can anyone pick me up hun?
If you can get to the A50, I'll swing pastI can’t drive ive had way too much Prosecco can anyone pick me up hun?
3 and a half boners of gin has sent meIf you can get to the A50, I'll swing past3 half-boners of gin should be fine for me to drive on. I'll be wearing a Chelsea shirt with Mount 69 on the back
Hmm let's say about 12 inches total3 and a half boners of gin has sent meI need to know how much that is
Im struggling to see but I’d still shag MMHmm let's say about 12 inches total
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