Mason Mount

[Scuffed]

If I didn't know better, I'd say you might have planned it!

When MM is your boyfriend you’re always prepared (for the D)

 

[calmyourritas]

When MM is your boyfriend you’re always prepared (for the D)

If MM was my boyfriend I don’t think I’d leave the house (or the bedroom)

 

[Scuffed]

He is my boyfriend

 

[PunkRocker]

When MM is your boyfriend you’re always prepared (for the D)

Ohh I'd definitely be prepared for whenever the moment may 'arise'

He is my boyfriend

I'm his bit on the side, hope you don't mind

 

[Scuffed]

Ohh I'd definitely be prepared for whenever the moment may 'arise'



I'm his bit on the side, hope you don't mind

I’m more than happy to share

 

[PunkRocker]

I’m more than happy to share

Perhaps we should draw up a rota

 

[calmyourritas]

guys I need some help

 

[PunkRocker]

guys I need some help

I don't think I can provide the kind of help you need

 

[calmyourritas]

I don't think I can provide the kind of help you need

I’d be up for it if you are

 

[PunkRocker]

I’d be up for it if you are

Ohhh she's had a few bevvies and is getting flirty is she

 

[calmyourritas]

Ohhh she's had a few bevvies and is getting flirty is she

At this point. I’d take anything I can get

 

[Scuffed]

Perhaps we should draw up a rota

Like a kind of time share arrangement?

 

[PunkRocker]

At this point. I’d take anything I can get

Meet you at St George’s in about 35 mins, I'll bring the inflatable Mason doll

Like a kind of time share arrangement?

A Shlong Share

 

[Scuffed]

Meet you at St George’s in about 35 mins, I'll bring the inflatable Mason doll



A Shlong Share

Sign me up!

 

[calmyourritas]

Meet you at St George’s in about 35 mins, I'll bring the inflatable Mason doll



A Shlong Share

I can’t drive ive had way too much Prosecco can anyone pick me up hun?

 

[Scuffed]

I can’t drive ive had way too much Prosecco can anyone pick me up hun?

If I leave now I’ll be there by midnight! You’ll recognise me as I’ll be wearing an ‘I MM’ t-shirt and singing ‘Bad bad bad bad boys!’

 

[PunkRocker]

I can’t drive ive had way too much Prosecco can anyone pick me up hun?

If you can get to the A50, I'll swing past 3 half-boners of gin should be fine for me to drive on. I'll be wearing a Chelsea shirt with Mount 69 on the back

 

[calmyourritas]

If you can get to the A50, I'll swing past 3 half-boners of gin should be fine for me to drive on. I'll be wearing a Chelsea shirt with Mount 69 on the back

3 and a half boners of gin has sent me I need to know how much that is

 

[PunkRocker]

3 and a half boners of gin has sent me I need to know how much that is

Hmm let's say about 12 inches total

 

[calmyourritas]

Hmm let's say about 12 inches total

Im struggling to see but I’d still shag MM