Mason Mount #67 Wait, who?

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jujuondabeat

The insta accounts have already started planning for noodle's bday... what are we doing to celebrate? 🤪🥂
 
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QueenL

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calmyourritas said:
Happy new year everyone! I’m back with my first recap since thread 22. Welcome to thread 67 FINALLY! It’s been a slow few days… the majority of the FBC seem to have been hungover for the entire thread. Thread title by @Smca53 ❤

I’m pumped for @StephenTJackson new song!!!! Just leaving this beauty here, to admire while we wait:

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3) are you delusional?
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7) do you live in the real world?
8) do you have a level of self awareness?
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10) are you able to accept 'no' as an answer?


Recap of last thread (among the tumbleweed):
⚽ Lewis uploaded some pics Mase took on his Polaroid.
⚽ We all got weird masks to celebrate NY which ruined our view of Daddy’s face.
⚽ Where did Mason spend NYE? Enjoying Debs’ spread? Private party with Nath? In the sex dungeon?
⚽ Lukaku is a wanker.
⚽ Our resident songwriter @Stackson shared his excellent version of Auld Lang Syne for us all.
⚽ We all shared some of our ✨favourite✨ pics of Mason.
⚽ There was something about some trousers but they were horrific so I didn’t take much notice.
⚽ We all got very emotional and shared the love.
⚽ Mase uploaded a pic in a Versace shirt. Mixed opinions. Don’t mention it to @Suder34.
⚽ He then uploaded a TikTok of his best moments through the year. We enjoyed October the most.
⚽ There was a lot of discussion around @LyndyLou ’s husband’s sausage.
⚽ Kyle Walker got married and @Scuffed was heartbroken.
⚽ Donatella Versace shared THE pic of Mase on insta #influencer
⚽ The hair is still intact.
⚽ Mase was ANGRY during the match.
⚽ Carlotta… wait for it… attended the match! Shock horror. Expect an engagement announcement any day now.

And finally…. If you missed @Geexoxo art exhibition… here’s another chance to see it! All her best works ❤❤❤

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Thank you so much for creating the thread and the amazing recap! To @Smca53 for the thread title! ❤
@Geexoxo every time I see one of your creations I can't stop the laughs.
StephenTJackson said:


Presenting...

DANCING QUEEN

Ooh, you can suck, you can duck
Having the ride of your life
Ooh, see that guy, eat that arse
Riding the Mason Mount

Friday night and the trainings done
Looking out for a hole to duck
Where they swallow all the cum, get in the sex swing
You come to look for a king

Daddy Mason could be that guy
Man is young and arousals high
With a bit of lube in there, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You ride the Mason Mount
Young and sweet, number nineteen
Mason Mount
Feel the heat from the noodle King
Oh, yeah

You can suck, you can duck
Having the ride of your life
Ooh, see that guy, eat that arse
Riding the Mason Mount

You're a teaser, you turn him on
Leaves you gaping and you're well fucked
Looking out for another, Chilwell will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance

You ride the Mason Mount
Young and sweet, number nineteen
Mason Mount
Feel the heat from the noodle King
Oh, yeah

You can suck, you can duck
Having the ride of your life
Ooh, see that guy, eat that arse
Riding the Mason Mount

Riding the Mason Mount
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Yeeeees!!! Your songs are back

 
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calmyourritas

calmyourritas

I haven’t voted in the poll yet as it’s a very serious decision for me and will take time
 
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irishgal2013

For the billy G crew. Mason mocking his size 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
 

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Isanythingrealanymore said:
A party and full spread in the lounge… obvvviously


Potato salad? On a picky buffet in the lounge?? Potato salad is more bbq buffet in the garden. THINK OF THE CRUSHED VELVET SOFA!!!
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So we can drop it in there and the sofa will have to disappear


 
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spilldatea

spilldatea

everytime i think about ‘the grinch that stole quiff-mas’ i get a stitch from laughing so much. them salad finger hands holding the hair 🤣🤣🤣
 
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