calmyourritas
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Happy new year everyone! I’m back with my first recap since thread 22. Welcome to thread 67 FINALLY! It’s been a slow few days… the majority of the FBC seem to have been hungover for the entire thread. Thread title by @Smca53 
I’m pumped for @StephenTJackson new song!!!! Just leaving this beauty here, to admire while we wait:
Our new checklist for new members thanks to @Bumblebee81
1) are you over 18?
2) are you a clout chaser?
3) are you delusional?
4) do you jump to conclusions?
5) does 1+1 = 2 or 1000?
6) do you have hidden agendas?
7) do you live in the real world?
8) do you have a level of self awareness?
9) are you in denial?
10) are you able to accept 'no' as an answer?
Recap of last thread (among the tumbleweed):
Lewis uploaded some pics Mase took on his Polaroid.
We all got weird masks to celebrate NY which ruined our view of Daddy’s face.
Where did Mason spend NYE? Enjoying Debs’ spread? Private party with Nath? In the sex dungeon?
Lukaku is a wanker.
Our resident songwriter @Stackson shared his excellent version of Auld Lang Syne for us all.
We all shared some of our 
favourite pics of Mason.
There was something about some trousers but they were horrific so I didn’t take much notice.
We all got very emotional and shared the love.
Mase uploaded a pic in a Versace shirt. Mixed opinions. Don’t mention it to @Suder34.
He then uploaded a TikTok of his best moments through the year. We enjoyed October the most.
There was a lot of discussion around @LyndyLou ’s husband’s sausage.
Kyle Walker got married and @Scuffed was heartbroken.
Donatella Versace shared THE pic of Mase on insta #influencer
The hair is still intact.
Mase was ANGRY during the match.
Carlotta… wait for it… attended the match! Shock horror. Expect an engagement announcement any day now.
And finally…. If you missed @Geexoxo art exhibition… here’s another chance to see it! All her best works
I’m pumped for @StephenTJackson new song!!!! Just leaving this beauty here, to admire while we wait:
Our new checklist for new members thanks to @Bumblebee81
1) are you over 18?
2) are you a clout chaser?
3) are you delusional?
4) do you jump to conclusions?
5) does 1+1 = 2 or 1000?
6) do you have hidden agendas?
7) do you live in the real world?
8) do you have a level of self awareness?
9) are you in denial?
10) are you able to accept 'no' as an answer?
Recap of last thread (among the tumbleweed):
Lewis uploaded some pics Mase took on his Polaroid. We all got weird masks to celebrate NY which ruined our view of Daddy’s face. Where did Mason spend NYE? Enjoying Debs’ spread? Private party with Nath? In the sex dungeon? Lukaku is a wanker. Our resident songwriter @Stackson shared his excellent version of Auld Lang Syne for us all. We all shared some of our favourite pics of Mason. There was something about some trousers but they were horrific so I didn’t take much notice. We all got very emotional and shared the love. Mase uploaded a pic in a Versace shirt. Mixed opinions. Don’t mention it to @Suder34. He then uploaded a TikTok of his best moments through the year. We enjoyed October the most. There was a lot of discussion around @LyndyLou ’s husband’s sausage. Kyle Walker got married and @Scuffed was heartbroken. Donatella Versace shared THE pic of Mase on insta #influencer The hair is still intact. Mase was ANGRY during the match. Carlotta… wait for it… attended the match! Shock horror. Expect an engagement announcement any day now. And finally…. If you missed @Geexoxo art exhibition… here’s another chance to see it! All her best works
). I was happy thirsting silently, but the school video from yesterday (Mr. Mount’s class, yes PLEASE) and Declan’s post of the private jet (mile high club fantasies anyone?) have done me good, and I just had to share, sorry 
- today’s not the day for all this speculation- and people wonder why we don’t bother with here anymore! 
