I’ve been to Asda and treated myself to a pizza! And some new clothes - they had loads in the sale.
I’ve been to Asda and treated myself to a pizza! And some new clothes - they had loads in the sale.What’s everyone having for tea? I don’t know what I fancy. I keep forgetting it’s match day!
All I have eaten today is Lindt chocolatesWhat’s everyone having for tea? I don’t know what I fancy. I keep forgetting it’s match day!
Back door trotsDinner - I’m supposed to be meeting friends for dinner later. But I’ve had the back door trotstoday I think it’s been overload of chocolate, baileys, Snowballs and other rich food. I’m sure I’ll struggle through like the greedy piggy I am
Mason would be proudI think for dinner I’ll have pizza and/or the remainder of my family size peanut M&M’s that I started on earlier #nutrition
https://giphy.com/igVPaeMGssCq8J3ASZI also got a new kettle from B&M because I am agrown up
To be fair I’ve been expecting someone to come up with a gif for this. I won’t take offenceBack door trots
There are some fabulous gifs I could
add for this but I’m behaving
Ahhhh not the backdoor trots! That’s what made Mason miss the match a few weeks agoDinner - I’m supposed to be meeting friends for dinner later. But I’ve had the back door trotstoday I think it’s been overload of chocolate, baileys, Snowballs and other rich food. I’m sure I’ll struggle through like the greedy piggy I am
@LyndyLou I am forever going to think of it as the “backdoor trots” nowAhhhh not the backdoor trots! That’s what made Mason miss the match a few weeks agoshitting himself the whole way home he was
Debs and tony deffo were pure speeding up the motorway with a packet of Immodium for himAhhhh not the backdoor trots! That’s what made Mason miss the match a few weeks agoshitting himself the whole way home he was
I was trying to be polite and not say I’ve been shitting through the eye of a needle all day@LyndyLou I am forever going to think of it as the “backdoor trots” nowhttps://giphy.com/yavipZWL5iL2dtMK8M
Sorry meant this threadKnow about me???
I think this was slightly my problem. I had the cheek to have a tangerine earlier in the hope it may compensate for all the other shit I’ve eaten but my bowels obviously couldn’t handle a piece of fruit and explodedFor my TEA (yes I’m northern) I’ll be finishing off Christmas shit in the fridge like the baked Camembert and Indian selection.
Tbh I’m getting to the stage where I’m gagging for a vegetable think I’m turning into a solid carb
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