Mason Mount #64 When we think about him we touch our s-elves

[Chani10]

We don't know where the hair situation is going. But sometimes I feel like Mason doesn't know either

 

[aurorials]

I wish I was Summer
He is so good with kids it’s just
Someone give this man a baby

 

[Chani10]

I feel so validated career-wise by that post too
I told you, Mason. This is the content EVERYONE wants. We should make a deal with him so we get a photo dump like this at least once a month

 

[SmoochL]

I will never know peace until I have fucked him

 

[Smca53]

*me sitting and thinking who the stupid one is in my friendship group and then wondering if its me*

I just went through this same internal process

 

[calmyourritas]

Another classic moment

 

[PunkRocker]

@PunkRocker spending time with families instead of Tattling? What is that? I don’t know what you mean



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My family feeds me, not one of you has given me any cheese savouries or a Tezzer's orange!

 

[Suder34]

Fit famous males audience not seeing the Dom and Phil appeal.

My poor Dom - oh well less competition shame he’s 68! Surely 69 is more appropriate

 

[irishgal2013]

I also forget mason being heartbroken over his gf Mia and had to pull out of the England squad.

 

[jujuondabeat]

Tommy T literally having a toddler tantrum

Is it bad to admit that I'd let Tommy T hit it

 

[calmyourritas]

Harry is only 19?! Wtf is this TRAVESTY

 

[irishgal2013]

I reckon big T is number 1

 

[jflurker93]

I can't get past the string on his shorts. Like why is it soooo long. I literally can't look at anything else, it gets on my nerves.

It’s a sign for the FBC.
“This is how long my penis is”

 

[QueenL]

Festive thread title by @jflurker93

Recap:

It’s Christmas, we got a bit emotional again about how we’re the greatest group ever - it happens

@jflurker93 ’s outstanding 12 Days of Christmas fic came to an end. Thanks for sharing your work with us, it certainly cheered up my December

@cherryshade123 ’s equally outstanding (perhaps in a different sense) advent calendar also came to an end. Thanks for sharing your work with us, it certainly put me off a number of foods but gave us a lot of laughs

Petition for @StephenTJackson to just rewrite ever song to make it more dick-centred

Mason Twitch streamed with kids, playing Nintendo games, to fundraiser for Together for Short Lives. We melted. We want to marry him and have his children. The man is perfect in every way

Mason DANCED. We DIED. That is all.

Chelsea treated us to lots of Mason content, including a video with Big Rom and Betts, all sitting on bean bags. Lots of Mase thigh content we went feral. There was some Mason nose slander from the guys in the video - don’t worry Mase we are all utterly desperate to take a seat

It’s content day game day tomorrow! Fingers crossed it’s raining in Birmingham…

So much family Christmas content, thanks Mase

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We continued to educate each other on languages and provide travel tips - honestly this thread has it all, who said we were just thirsters

@keylimepie is on her way to officially becoming Mrs Wood

The Polaroid camera keeps coming up. You know what we want, Mase… I for one hope he’s read the smut

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We’ve already started planning for Mason’s 23rd birthday. Additional suggestions welcome before the big day

I’ve decided Mason can pull off ANY item of clothing and I WONT hear any differently (looking at you @Chani10)

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No words necessary (thanks @Geexoxo):

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Thanks for the Christmas drop in @butterfingers however a real Christmas present would be some new additional information? On behalf of @jflurker93 I’d like to ask what Mason’s alcoholic drink of choice is, thanks in advance. You’d make her year, nevermind her Christmas.

He wins the Cutest Uncle award, all day every day

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And with that, thread 64 begins. I’d like to take this opportunity to confirm that Mason is 64 Tattle threads fit

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@Smca53 thank you so much for creating the thread and such epic recap on Christmas. @jflurker93 thanks for the title, it represents the FBC perfectly



My vote was that I can't choose, because I loved all of them. Every bit was great in its own way!!


Finally done with Xmas until NYE! Thank God because I feel I've gained 5kg after two days back home

The first time I've looked at his insta post I must have had a lunatic smile in my face because my mother asked me if I was talking to someone I cared about (her not so subtle way to ask if I have a boyfriend). Had to lie saying it was a video from one of my friends. It's not as if I'm going to admit to liking so much everything a 22yo does!

The most coherent thing I have to say about the post is






The tags represent us

 

[jflurker93]

IM OUT IN THE PUB
EVERYONE IS SLAGGINT DADDY OFF BUT OMG I JUST NESRLY FLOODED THE PLACE WHEN HE WENT SICK AT THE REF THEN

 

[laylavd]

I love those little hairy noodle legs

I can't get past the string on his shorts. Like why is it soooo long. I literally can't look at anything else, it gets on my nerves.

 

[StephenTJackson]

He would be literally the perfect husband! I need to marry him!

 

[Smca53]

Jorgi fixing things

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Morning

quiet day at home here today! I’m so excited for pj’s & films & snacks.

pass me the anal teasers!!

 

[Emiliabrazkow]

I just had two mental breakdowns and came back to see that Ben won't be playing for the rest of the season ,ok gotta go cry again