Mason Mount #50 The Flap Fairy is on her way, Mase is rated 19th in the world - hooray!

[jdub]

You know you’ve achieved something in life when you have a fan club like this!

 

[Suder34]

Did a tween write this? Not only is it factually incorrect, its shockingly written!

Exactly what I thought, plus it’s old news now- we’ve totally moved on

 

[jdub]

Let’s rectify this day 1 not for everyone but better View attachment 899195

 

[kria]

This guy must live near me I see him all the time walking down the street or in the pub

Tell him he’s nailed Debs - not literally

 

[amzi]

Why did mason just follow joey Essex

 

[jflurker93]

Well ive actually got some tea ill put on the wags thread- as well as some more treats for you guys tomorrow

@keylimepie anal teasers I fucking love you!!!

I’m listening…

 

[kria]

No advent calendars to be found but she brought me these

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@StephenTJackson any experience with these?

 

[cherryshade123]

Trying to find allies
I mean, you never know, we might agree with one of your choices. Are you just selecting Prem players or going international?

Hmm, I was gonna do prem but I can do international too??

 

[Chani10]

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At least photoshop him into a nice suit … ffs

Trying to work out which player this was but I don't feel like googling all the last winners to check who wore that.
Too busy obsessing over Zendaya's dress from last night’s gala if someone can help me steal it from the Cavalli archives, that'd be great

 

[Chani10]

Mase and Kai start danke, Thomas!

 

[Smca53]

@cherryshade123 your WAG thread contributions are outstanding

 

[tinatheestallion]

I had a very strange dream last night, the first half was GREAT the second half was TRAUMATIC to say the least.

So from what I can remember, it was all very school-esque like I was in love with Daddy but he didn’t know (well so I thought) anyway he asked someone to get me to come over to him and told me he liked me and we got together.
Then there was a bit about his face inbetween my thighs

BUT THEN we were walking down the street and he just collapsed and started bleeding profusely from his nose and he was in my arms on the floor and I was screaming for help.

WTF I hate my brain.

IT WAS HER

 

[Scuffed]

True, fuck the kids!
Not literally, obviously! Not trying to catch a charge here!

 

[Suder34]

Say what?



*Disclaimer: this was the first goat gif that came up and I’m too busy crying with laughter to pick another.

we don’t need a replay of tongue Action

 

[jdub]

Jesus Christ

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Alexa: play What's your Fantasy by Ludacris

 

[StephenTJackson]

Wait, you put more than one in at a time?!!!

No, I haven't put more than one in at a time. But theoretically you could.

Right folks I feel like this needs to be discussed. It is on our level, I'm almost nervous about some responses. I'm a firm No.

If it's made from Mason's cum, I'll eat the damn mug, stuff the tea.

 

[keylimepie]

It has been said my arse is hot





Then I don't want it!

What about your ham wallet though??

 

[kria]

to begin, I don't even know what these candies are

second, I could listen to him talk. all. day.

third, why is this not my real life

I’ll buy you some anal teasers maltesers when I kidnap you next year!

Would it be inappropriate to make a poll about letting Mason put malteasers up your bum that’s tickled me

I bet it would tickle

 

[jdub]

Let’s play a game, who does this carrot belong to do we think?

I hope Daddy, but I’d say Rom.

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[laylavd]

He is just so happy and animated. I can't cope.

And hot, definitely hot.