Mason Mount #50 The Flap Fairy is on her way, Mase is rated 19th in the world - hooray!

[kria]

Look at him @Chani10

 

[Chani10]

to begin, I don't even know what these candies are

second, I could listen to him talk. all. day.

third, why is this not my real life

Wait, you don't have that in the US? I swear I've eaten those things while I was there I'm shocked right now. Was it all a dream? Did I buy them at the airport?

 

[jdub]

If I said I was crying at this would you judge me…

 

[kria]

I had a Harry Potter themed wedding I’ll see myself out

Did you wear your Hogwarts uniform?

 

[Scuffed]

Don’t scuffed I feel vandalised by a rock star

Mate, seriously you are a gift! Don’t ever change

 

[amzi]

Mason starts!!!

 

[Smca53]

Depends what you're in to as well, whether you enjoy the sensation or not.

Only one way to find out @kria

 

[Bumblebee81]

I Don’t like Chinese - never watched a Harry Potter .

 

[nellyloz123]

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Omg he makes my heart melt!!!

Gerard well and truly needs to be fast tracked to the recycling plant. I’ve just had him moaning because I missed some dust on the surround sound and there’s finger prints on the fridge.

Gerard gives me high blood pressure and I ain’t married to him

 

[QueenL]

BUT… I’ll explain my reasoning now because I as much as my first reaction was shag, I had a long hard think about it and this was the outcome

If I decline 500k and shag him it goes two ways;
1. Best Bang Ever (will be devastated I’d never get his D again)
2. Worst Bang Ever (will be devastated I gave up 500k for his D) Even if it was average sex, I’d be annoyed.

If I accept 500k it only has one outcome;
I won’t know what it’s like to shag daddy but… you can’t miss what you never had and I’ve got half a mil in the bank

I just love how much effort you have put into this!!

 

[Chani10]

I sometimes stop myself from using gifs here because I use them all the time on WhatsApp as inside jokes and when I'm about to hit send I realize you don't know the joke and I'm weird enough already.

 

[Wiola]

People at the tram must think I'm mentally ill, firstly I was howling from anal teasers talk, then I nearly had a heart attack from Chilly's IG. What a journey

I’m pissed off because I replied to Bartosz’s Q&A AGAIN asking if I could lick his face AGAIN and he ignored me AGAIN

If you want you can actually ask him in two of his languages, I know someone who could help you with polish...

Gerard well and truly needs to be fast tracked to the recycling plant. I’ve just had him moaning because I missed some dust on the surround sound and there’s finger prints on the fridge.

He has hands, nobody is forbidding him from doing it himself if he has a problem

 

[Rodney2208]

My most overused work one is definitely Chloe

My most used work one is

 

[irishgal2013]

Wonder what new car he has brought this time

Think it was the Lamborghini urus, he was seen driving the other day

 

[Rodney2208]

Petition for Daddy to be the next James Bond and im first in line for Bond girl audition. The audition is a shag…

I love the photos and totes agree but the song was the one from that terrible NPB TikTok someone shared a few threads ago

 

[keylimepie]

I just can't stop thinking about the thought of Mason tying me up and using various ice lollies as sex toys to tease and fuck my arse with.

Last night has sent me off the deep end.

 

[jdub]

I'm really starting to worry about you @cherryshade123

 

[kria]

How on earth are we going to link the anal teasers and the riding gif in the next thread title?

I reckon @StephenTJackson might be able to come up with something

 

[cherryshade123]

Was that actually James Maddison even more

Yep, was on Kennedys tik tok

 

[Scuffed]

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God so much better