Mason Mount #50 The Flap Fairy is on her way, Mase is rated 19th in the world - hooray!

[irishgal2013]

Thank you everyone for the love! I was called a useless dickhead this morning by my lovely husband. Why? Because I put a cheese sandwich in his pack up rather than a ham one. Now you can see why he’s eternally in the bin.
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Hope you’re ok. Tell that dickhead to make his own sandwich. We need to glue that bin closed.

 

[keylimepie]

I saw this - I mean some people have too much time on their hands- I did feel second had embarrassment for her tho- I’d only do that if I had the real thing in front of me - although I don’t think my elderly hips and back could take it

Sink a few vodkas and I’m sure us elders could do the splits and be that active

 

[calmyourritas]

Just caught up… all I will say is



I’ve been put off cheese for life. And I love cheese.

 

[jflurker93]

Trevs death stare
That’s how I look at staff when they try ask me something

 

[calmyourritas]

This thread today has me screaming

 

[Tabbytiger]

I'd let Mason put a mini milk up my bum, not a word of a lie. Not as if it would be the first time an ice lolly had been up my bum.

God I will never get tired of your brutal honesty I LOVE IT

 

[StephenTJackson]

I’m going out on a whim here but I would think a fruit pastel lolly would work very well?

Yeah, they are good. A supermarket own brand fruit twister ice lolly is also good for the texture.

 

[tinatheestallion]

 

[PunkRocker]

Just be like me and admit all the weird things you've actually done yourself.

And on the revelation of me shoving and ice lolly up my bum, a weirdly enjoyable experience I will add, I'm off to bed to dream of Mason filling me up with his not so mini milk.

I'm scared you'll all think less of me if you know I'm the table-shitting-tuppence-egg-anal-jam deviant

 

[Smca53]

I would like to get a mosaic one, with lots of different cum from different people

Before you start: we don’t need to know who all those different people are

 

[nellyloz123]

I go to watch a 90min football match and I come back to sex eggs and anal jam ?! Only in T is thread

 

[keylimepie]

Right I think I’m cursed. I had the little anal teaser thing last night. I’ve now received this parcel
Is it But come or But comb?

just rewatching masons TikTok’s…. Remember when he posted this and we lost our minds

What a time to be alive that was

Wait until he brings the malteasers out!

 

[GGina]

I need to quit my job so I can actually keep up with this thread. Every time I come back there’s 15 pages to catch up on 🥲 Any footballers fancy paying my bills so I can do full time FBC?

 

[Scuffed]

I think we all know my favourite gif



Closely followed by



Both used regularly in my personal life

 

[Ceejay23]

GO TO CHILLYS IG STORY

 

[jflurker93]

I can’t believe some people would take half a mil rather than take the opportunity to bang this fine specimen

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However I still love my FBC fam even if your decision making is questionable

BUT… I’ll explain my reasoning now because I as much as my first reaction was shag, I had a long hard think about it and this was the outcome

If I decline 500k and shag him it goes two ways;
1. Best Bang Ever (will be devastated I’d never get his D again)
2. Worst Bang Ever (will be devastated I gave up 500k for his D) Even if it was average sex, I’d be annoyed.

If I accept 500k it only has one outcome;
I won’t know what it’s like to shag daddy but… you can’t miss what you never had and I’ve got half a mil in the bank

 

[StephenTJackson]

@StephenTJackson Thoughts on Harvey Elliot

Get him away from me. I draw the line.

 

[kria]

I’ll be honest - nothing is going up my bum

 

[Eden246]

I’m so glad it’s not just me, like I wonder if he cooks for himself when he gets back, like does he wake up and think ooo I’ll cook chicken tonight

Wonder if he does a meal plan and writes a shopping list for Tesco

 

[calmyourritas]

I go to watch a 90min football match and I come back to sex eggs and anal jam ?! Only in T is thread

And getting a mini milk put up your bum