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SmoochL
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What a day it's been and it's only 6:30pm. Lord/Mase have mercy on us elders!
When my friend saw me this morning she asked me why was I in such a good mood!? I couldn't tell her the truth (that it was just because of 3 pictures of a 22 year old footballer), just said I slept good.
Thankfully I took Monday off, I can prepare myself for the hotness. Should I take Tuesday off too?
When my friend saw me this morning she asked me why was I in such a good mood!? I couldn't tell her the truth (that it was just because of 3 pictures of a 22 year old footballer), just said I slept good.
Thankfully I took Monday off, I can prepare myself for the hotness. Should I take Tuesday off too?
irishgal2013
VIP Member
Can we officially call this saturated Saturday 
jflurker93
VIP Member
Clearly the scum didn’t get the memo he doesn’t even have the password for his IG anyway
Smca53
VIP Member
In fairness to the demon barber, I did ask him to clarify the position
Rodney2208
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jflurker93
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I reckon he could rip my coil outI'm sorry I'm quoting myself but I can't stop thinking about the length on that middle finger
nellyloz123
VIP Member
Yes not enjoying it at all and the pets are freaked out
My doggy is ok but we’ve had someone else’s trampoline fly into our back garden and has broken the fence 🥲. I have to sleep with my earphones in as I can’t bear it!
kria
VIP Member
Apparently there’s a whole generation with literally no sense of humour
PunkRocker
VIP Member
I'll go!
laylavd
VIP Member
They've got Agent Big T all over them. 'Don't worry, we'll get you
Not to be greenbushy either, but the transfer rumours probably come from him camp
calmyourritas
VIP Member
Thanks for all the love guys I was actually sick and then managed to drag myself out the house to come to a garden centre Mr Rita wanted to come to.
Feel like death BUT look how close I am to St George’s Park! Wish Mase was here.
I was actually sick and then managed to drag myself out the house to come to a garden centre Mr Rita wanted to come to.Feel like death BUT look how close I am to St George’s Park! Wish Mase was here.
Suder34
VIP Member
Exactly I may be 34 (TIRED OF THE TUMBLR GIRLS, i'm literally 21 and i can be on a gossip site talking about a football player if i want, like they don't use their free time to write about mason wiping a vagina with a dirty cloth
sorry tumblr teens)I have been with Mr S since I was 16 ( if you ignore Our little break and Mr Australia 
) I think I’m entitled to appreciate a beautiful young athlete if I wish too - and if that means
Smca53
VIP Member
Don’t be daft. None of them have got their periods yet@nellyloz123 - nice profile pic
They’re probably all on their periods, lying in a dark room, hyperventilating.
Smca53
VIP Member
I say yes. I might whip out the “Ben Chilwell might know who I am…….sadly not for the right reasons”Also question is this something you admit at the office party
Claim to fame I ended the mason and Voldemort speculation but started a whole heap of new ones with a french girl who was in Madrid.
Smca53
VIP Member
Yeah exactly. And why don’t they ever cover the big things - like shwanking, or shoving eggs up your vag? Tbh I think that would get more clicks
jflurker93
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jflurker93
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He spotted Versace on the floor was on the FBC playlist tooI just saw the GQ tweet Mason RTed and I guess this is the gala suit. Sigh...I was hoping for a miracle!
Also, I realized that I wore my Versace jacket (which is tacky, I'm self-aware) to the Chelsea match I went to a couple of weeks ago. Is it my fault?
Bumblebee81
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I wonder if they have been our mystery friends........On behalf of everyone, if anyone from the scum is lurking I’d like to say please fuck right off and never come back