Mason Mount #48 Hair threat gave us a scare, Punky's vigorous biscuit dunking was more than she could bear

[GGina]

If he didn't go to Paris, they'd be no story. I blame little nath.....

Little Nath will be sleeping in the shed tonight

 

[jflurker93]

I mean if they’re gonna lurk here they could at least publish an article about The FBC so Mason might actually find out he has a fan club that isn’t made up of teenagers.

If you ain’t helping us out, get fucked!

 

[nellyloz123]

Apparently there’s a whole generation with literally no sense of humour

Apparently @Suder34 isnt allowed to make a joke now because she supports Manchester United

 

[StephenTJackson]

This might sound dramatic, but if his dark chocolate brown buttery beautiful eyes were the last thing I saw before I died, I’d die a very happy girl.

I get that. Not dramatic at all. Perfectly reasonable.

Staring into those beautiful deep chocolate orbs would make death the most peaceful content moment of life. What better way to go out.

 

[jflurker93]

Sorry if this has been shared already but I’ve lost track with all the content

stopppp the way he blew it to dry the ink i’d be licking it incase a speck of saliva dropped on it

THATS IT IVE GONE FERAL

 

[Scuffed]

I actually just want to go bed and cry because Mase doesn’t know I exist

It’s just so upsetting that the man I want to have sex with more than any other man in the world, after Mr Scuffed obvs (that’s a lie), doesn’t even know my name. Thank god I have you guys to share in my pain

 

[Geexoxo]

In other news, I’ve just ate some chocolate keks with tee, trying to decide what colour nails to get later.

I had a pan au chocolat for breakfast, to channel my inner french girl ready to woo mason

 

[irishgal2013]

Big T wasn’t having it. When you click on the sun article now

 

[laylavd]

Why is everyone going for a perm?!

 

[kria]

This hair on Mase…

 

[Suder34]

It’s been a bit of a week hasn’t it!

 

[Smca53]

@laylavd for some reason I’ve just remembered the time that guy at your work got his Mason’s confused and he caused a lot of FBC sadness hhahahahahha

 

[irishgal2013]

OH just got in and goes “you haven’t been selling anymore stories to the sun have you?” Prick

 

[kria]

tried to use as much new footage as possible

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If anyone needs me I’ll just be laying in a dark room watching this forever.

 

[jdub]

When he has a mullet I’m claiming him and not sharing him! All this hate is too much! I’m gonna get the tik tok teens to make an edit of me to sad music #stopthehate #bekind #dontsexualise

I'd still fuck him with a mullet...I don't need look at the back of his head

 

[Smca53]

no no no NO THE weva MULLET THE weva MULLET

 

[kria]

I swear all I’ve done all day is think about Mason in that suit. All the live long day. Nice work Mara

I actually just want to go bed and cry because Mase doesn’t know I exist

 

[Chani10]

News articles implying he pulled out of the England squad to go shag some model in Paris are not fitting with the Chelsea poster boy image

Exactly. If it was any other random weekend, who cares? But that weekend in particular...

Also, because we were talking about engagement on IG on Chilly's thread, I went to check Mason's IG and the post that has performed the best in the last couple of months is the photos from Portsmouth. So more of "Masey family boy being cute", please. That's what the people want.

 

[jujuondabeat]

He added the 'you're going to have to wait for a while' after he saw himself getting mugged off by us in the threads

 

[jflurker93]

STOP TEASING ME