Mason Mount #48 Hair threat gave us a scare, Punky's vigorous biscuit dunking was more than she could bear

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keylimepie

kria said:
Bet he’d look shit in a basketball vest as well
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Yeah he would Gerard has spent the morning moaning about how his nose trimmer has been used by someone who isn’t him No one has used it. It’s all in his head. Dumb twat
 
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kria

keylimepie said:
Yeah he would Gerard has spent the morning moaning about how his nose trimmer has been used by someone who isn’t him No one has used it. It’s all in his head. Dumb twat
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You sure you haven’t been trimming your nose hairs?
 
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PunkRocker

kria said:
Do you reckon he just bins them all? In case any of the crazy stalkers have interfered with them
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Like that old p aedo I think I told you about who apparently peed in the smarties he gave to the boys

ETA - You have to say p aedo or it changes to pweirdo
 
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nellyloz123

keylimepie said:
Yeah he would Gerard has spent the morning moaning about how his nose trimmer has been used by someone who isn’t him No one has used it. It’s all in his head. Dumb twat
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Hahahahaahah crying Gerard and his bloody nose trimmer
 
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keylimepie

kria said:
You sure you haven’t been trimming your nose hairs?
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It’s not me!! I swear He is pissing me off that much I might use his toothbrush to clean the toilet. Even him having a nap is annoying me.
 
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kria

PunkRocker said:
Tell them! They should be warned about the dangers of dirty old men!

Also I've read back and I must have been having an episode when I wrote that gibberish
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True, they’re never too young to learn about pweirdos and pee smarties
 
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jflurker93

My mum has just come home and said to me “You’ve not done much today” whilst looking me up and down.

Yes I have Rach, I’ve had a shower and washed my hair, tried some xmas party outfits on and wrote a lovely fic whilst staring at the GQ photos all afternoon, so get fucked.

Can we put her in the bin? Is there any room?
 
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keylimepie

Gerard needs some new company to hit with his stale baguette so feel free to put her in
 
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