Mason Mount #43 Had a visit from Chilly, he likes the posts about his big Willy!

[jdub]

Scenes from this morning in the jdub household...

Mr. Jdub- you want some ? Me: yes, but not from you...ffs it's 6 in the morning ... now I'm in trouble for my little comment but I don't think I care. And mase, when you see this, I wouldn't turn you down at 6 in the morning, ever babes

kids-what are you watching? Me: nothing. Kids: why are you listening to the Chelsea match on your phone? Me: worry about yourself...honestly I have zero reasons to explain why I would be listening I think they are on to me

also

 

[Wiola]

I don't remember Greeny as such a funny guy quite the opposite, he sincerely had improved. What a character development. God I wish I was so passionate and dedicated to literally anything as this guy is to his Tattle vendetta

 

[jflurker93]

Phwoar look at them thighs on our noodle boi

BRB i’m off to ask personnel for the defibrillator

 

[nellyloz123]

guys I’ve found some shoes for our impending night out to Wyld

Noooo daddy coming off

 

[irishgal2013]

Big Tony does mason know you’re recruiting for the harem?

 

[nellyloz123]

Is it a recruitment day?

@zazamagic are you hosting an open day to be part of your harem?

 

[nellyloz123]

The grammar and spelling makes me think it’s a teen. Is Nathan dyslexic @keylimepie

Maybe chilly had to type fast whilst on the bus so no one caught him

 

[jdub]

@zazamagic...I'm in

My to do list right now:

1. friend zone the hubs
2. Expedite passport
3. Blow off next weekend's holiday plans
4. Wax everything

 

[kria]

I’ve just read back through the few pages when Zaza the magician arrived and it’s so weird - I’ve also laughed a lot again because we are all fucking hilarious! We were just innocently laughing about the elf tiktok and then bam! all hell broke loose!

 

[kelseyk997]

() NEW:

Mason Mount is prepared to leave Chelsea - he admires Liverpool.

A source close to Mount:

“He is torn because he loves the club and the fans, but thinks it’s time for him to leave to step up his career. And where better to do that than Liverpool?”

This was on Twitter do we think this is just a rumour I highly doubt he would choose Liverpool over chelsea

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Morning

wtf went on last night!? I’m still baffled. Although still pretty sure we’ve been bushed, but thinking it was someone else is more fun.

thank god the shittest international break ever is over! It’s finally game day & the return of our noodle So zazamagic or whoever you are, please don’t drop any bombs at 12:30 because you’ll be interrupting our game time commentary.

 

[Chani10]

Right! Bedtime for me. Big day tomorrow Including my brother properly meeting the boyfriend so pray for him

 

[jflurker93]

I was late for work, I’m already over today, roll on 4pm!!

Having to cover 2 people’s work on top of my own, somehow get through the 118 emails in my inbox by the end of the day plus anything else that comes in, all whilst trying to scroll on here when the match is on!

Why am I not a WAG yet?
Noodle, you’re taking the piss now.
Let me resign from my job PLEASE

 

[cherryshade123]

What the actual fuck is going on

 

[nellyloz123]

Oh ffs. I was cleaning the bathroom and I’ve got bleach in my mount jumper

 

[QueenL]

Is this going to be like on Jack's thread, where someone ended up getting an unsolicited dick pick?

 

[jflurker93]

Instagram didn’t come with a warning !!!!

God he looks good in yellow can’t wait to see him in it on the TV

 

[SmoochL]

What is going on? Is it full moon?

 

[calmyourritas]

I’m not sure about this group bath situation you know, I don’t want to be bumping bits with you lot…

I mean I’d go for it if it meant Mason being inside my vagina too (not sexualising though)

 

[nellyloz123]

Who are you and what have you done with Daddy?