Mason Mount #43 Had a visit from Chilly, he likes the posts about his big Willy!

[Eden246]

Alright too much notifications going off, dont got time to quote replies, so what im actually doing here now is to ask if you ladies available next weekend?

Is it a recruitment day?

 

[Scuffed]

Right FBC, I’m signing off for the night. Die Hard is on and Mr Scuffed has sorted the popcorn. Catch you all tomorrow

 

[User name taken]

middle teen is gaming at the moment in his room, he's been yelling at someone for that past half hour and now all I can hear is NYOOM, NYOOM, FUCKING NYOOOOOM

 

[Rodney2208]

Welcome to thread number #43 and what a shitstorm the last one turned into…

Firstly results and unsurprisingly the FBC and lurkers decided that Mase’s Guns were better than Naths

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So to cut a messy thread short @zazamagic graced us with their presence

They claimed the following things:

• Firstly that they would choose Spicey over Mason.
• that Spicey was a bro.
• that they knew little Nath and was close to the rest of the guys.
• that we had given them a nickname.
• that TikTok tweens can get in the bin “you lots words”.
• That they all know everything we say

They also name checked our very own @keylimepie - reasons to why have not yet been confirmed…

They also headed over to the Chilly thread and strongly stated that they did not do lollypop drugs

A number of posts on both the Mason and Chilly threads have been liked.

We have our number 1 FBI officer on the case @irishgal2013 and so far the list of suspects are:

Tink - after the appearance on his thread!
Spicey
Little Nath
JM10 (as they are in Leicester)
Our very own Daddy Mase
NPB - I bloody hope not!
A TikTok/Tumblr Tween

So far we have ruled out:
Talia #instabaddie
CCS - as she can’t make ££ off this!
Carlotta - coz who?
Some Randomer who was once on TOWIE
Lightbulb - as the sentences were too long for him to write.
Little Phil - as he’s out nicking Audi’s on a Friday night.

Others to consider:
Any footballer we have given a nickname too
TT
Big T

We have asked for a sign, so if we get a or Chilly looses the gel then.. who knows what the fuck will happen!!

Who knows, this next thread may actually bring some fluffy Daddy football content after the worlds worst international break so we do hope our skinny noodle is eating plenty

But mostly in this thread can the real @zazamagic please stand up!

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Just realised I missed voldy off the list and poll - ah well she’s easily forgotten!

 

[keylimepie]

Wasn’t GB a gay man? Zaza certainly wanted to destroy @MrsGrealish I’ve booked the hotel and everything! Will GB reimburse me??

 

[calmyourritas]

I am deceased

 

[nellyloz123]

Morning everyone! Well I ended up having a nightmare after last nights events. We were trying to communicate with Zazamagic like they were the devil and we were using a Ouija board to communicate. But they were sending creepy messages and said they know where I live etc but @Scuffed was having none of it and threw it away . Then I was convinced it was Greenbush and then I woke up in a sweat and had to swap to lighter pyjamas

 

[Eden246]

Is NPB having a seizure here. I can’t tell

She’s giving me Grinch vibes with those nails.

 

[Timefortea93]

All the nicknames make me giggle

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

What’s the link?!!!!

What the fuck is happening tonight? Daddy Mase and Toyboy Nath please come save us from @zazamagic

Ive no idea as it was a private account. I’m conversing with GB so have asked… he got permanently banned but can still read what’s on here…

It was a friend of Mase posting a pic of them together

Also GB states he is categorically not our new ‘zaza’

 

[keylimepie]

I’ve locked myself up where Chilly can’t get me

 

[keylimepie]

The boys trying to work out who’s setting them up for their dates next Saturday

 

[keylimepie]

Ive no idea as it was a private account. I’m conversing with GB so have asked… he got permanently banned but can still read what’s on here…

It was a friend of Mase posting a pic of them together

Also GB states he is categorically not our new ‘zaza’

It is a bit strange though that magic Mike appears and then Greenbush contacts you

 

[irishgal2013]

I already had this panic but it isn't.

As head of fbi I can confirm it’s not. Furniture doesn’t match up

 

[laylavd]

He is perfect.

 

[keylimepie]

Doing some thinking has anyone checked the bin to make sure Gerard hasn’t got out. What if he Zaza. We given him a name on here and he name checked @keylimepie

It’s not Gerard. I was watching him like a hawk and his phone was nowhere near him when the Chilly thread got messaged. So I can rule him out.

 

[Tabbytiger]

I’m still so bloody confused after last night.
It’s like when you wake up after a big night out fully clothed on the floor of a random gaff trying to piece together what happened, apart from not a single drop of alcohol is involved with this one and I’m in my own bed in my pyjamas

 

[Geexoxo]

FFS WEVE BEEN GREENBUSHED

stay back green bush!

 

[irishgal2013]

Is NPB having a seizure here. I can’t tell

 

[Scuffed]

We can sort that out, your pussy wont even want mount after im done with ya