Mason Mount #40 Daddy’s still missing right now we’d take a catfish, or even a wonky version off Wish

Fave Topless Photo

  • 1 Shades & Pits

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • 2 Abs 4 Days

    Votes: 9 15.5%
  • 3 My Little Unicorn

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • 4 Run Forest Run

    Votes: 11 19.0%
  • 5 Jack from Titanic

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • 6 Hat-Trick Papai

    Votes: 35 60.3%

  • Total voters
    58
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Title provided by @Smca53 (tweaked a little)

HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY TO THE THREAD!


Masonism’s Poll Results!

In first with a staggering 47% was ‘I still look as good as ever’

Second was “Big T’s flying a spaceship” with 22%

3rd Place went to “I won’t even chew, I’ll just swallow it whole” at 20%

70 voters

So if you just lurk… come say hi

NEW POLL : BEST TOPLESS PIC
Options are at the bottom of the recap!

THREAD 39 RECAP:

@Isanythingrealanymore had a dream about us all climbing into Deb’s ford focus and then we went swimming in Mason’s lake

@Geraldine.20.jobs would rather shag rat boy that drink overpriced mulled wine surrounded by dickheads/instabaddies. Bold statement

There was an absolutely splendid video of Masons bottom in lycra on twitter shared, the caption said he needs a hard fucking #ByMe

Scammer Stevie revealed she bought loads of newspapers from the Euros hoping to flog them for millions if England won. #GetFucked

England played Albania and the commentators kept getting Dennis & Grandad mixed up

Dennis scored a goal and Roy Keane said his celebration was embarrassing. We all agree though.

@Suder34 ‘s Mama Jill gave her opinions on the squad. Snail is a thug, Reece has weird eyes, Tink is a sleaze and Grandad is basic.

Chilly still has lego hair

There was some buttery talk going on that involved a light up lipstick and I’m still waiting for his alcoholic drink of choice

The giant pink dildo made a return!

Emile Smith Rowe made his debut and wore the number 19 so now we dislike him even more

Mr P thought Mason was 26 and then sat and judged @PunkRocker silently when he found out he was 22

We have the perfect antidote for any green bushes thanks to @Geexoxo



Mason may now have flown from Portugal to Jersey, yet to be confirmed.

JG has been up to no good with Emily Atack #DirtyDog but @Scuffed would like it known that had nothing to do with it

Little Phil looks like he spends his Friday nights stealing Audi’s

Reece James is hung like a horse #RedRumReece

@Rodney2208 bumped into Mason’s dentists on her walk GOATS DEB GOATS

Someone on Instagram was crying about Mason recovering from his physical mass after his surgery, we don’t know what that means but we would all pay good money for it.

Daddy sent us another sign that he loves us



Welcome @Bumblebee81

A tik tok of Billy Gilmour was shared and it divided us all. #Witchcraft

Scammer Stevie was back again with an updated video of Chelsea players shes stalked met. The German boys don’t like her and Billy couldn’t even be arsed to wind his window down! #BeMoreKai

@PunkRocker is making us all a Daddy calendar on VistaPrint. Make sure they’re laminated as suggested by @Scuffed please

Mason confirmed on Tik Tok he’s ‘On the mend’ we don’t know if that’s the name of a beer though?

@Scuffed is being lured back to the Chilly Train Platform again by his beautiful beard

Chelsea are releasing a 2 part documentary about the Champs League win. I for one cannot wait for more footage of Daddy on the changing rooms with his scarf on his head! Hopefully naked!

We got a couple of new photos from the Sports Direct Ad. Our golden retriever



More have dropped out of the England camp.

Tink has now shaved away the beard. When will these boys learn!

Chilly’s thread also confirmed that he had a very pretty willy and is good at head. 9/10 was the trip advisor review

Connor Gallagher has a VERY nice body

@Isanythingrealanymore aka Jorgi likes them young and Gallagher is her baby boyfriend


Daddy told us we could be on the naughty list


NEW POLL OPTIONS

I know we briefly touched on this a few threads back when Daddy got topless after his hat-trick but the poll wasn’t done and I have no other ideas due to the lack of content!

Fave topless photo :

 
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Omg amazing as always!!! Honoured to get my first mention (genuinely has made my weekend ) can’t wait to see what this thread brings
 
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Omg amazing as always!!! Honoured to get my first mention (genuinely has made my weekend ) can’t wait to see what this thread brings
I always try welcome newbies in them when I do them but we haven’t had recaps for a while since we got told off and it all went tommy tit so you got missed off Especially because tagging so many people is off putting apparently
 
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Voted 6 - it’s got a bit of everything, it’s peak mason, fluff, beard, nipple, abs, arms,
Cuddling me a ball lovingly
 
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https://giphy.com/QZgMoHVCAaIcfIJyho
Thank you so much for creating the thread, that amazing recap and the new poll Also, thanks to @Smca53 for the title
I still need to think this over but I think it will be 4 or 6 (he looks great in 2 but he looks a bit young)

Mase, please, give us something, as a gift for the 40 threads. Anything! We are not fussy!
 
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Epic recap @jflurker93 - thanks for my mention

Tough poll but voted 4. It was a great day when that pic was posted and it was the beginning of the era of Daddy Mase. Second choice would be 6, easy.
 
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Love the recap.
https://giphy.com/xT8qB3gj6AxN7AsIta

I'm taking my time with this vote. No snap decisions.
 
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Very well done in the recap again

The phill stealing audis hit pretty hard.

I say he's in his bmx selling chicken nuggets and weed then giving the money to Kyle walker in his untaxed lambo
 
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fab recap! Thanks for the welcome

I’m thinking 1 and 6….with 2 and 3 being serious contenders. I may have to think about this a bit longer #thestruggleisreal
 
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I always try welcome newbies in them when I do them but we haven’t had recaps for a while since we got told off and it all went tommy tit so you got missed off Especially because tagging so many people is off putting apparently
my first mention being the canesten is even better tbh it’s gone down in FBC/Mason history and I think it’s worth putting on my CV as my most recent achievement tbh
 
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Why, I thought I voted for 2 pictures?!
My vote for 6 counts, for 1 unfortunately not. But I love him there with Summer.
 
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I went for the unicorn one just because I had the same inflatable when I went to ibiza and he’s laughing
 
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The GOATS were thrilled with their mention this was me asking what they’d done with Mase?!
 
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