Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

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Im finally sorting my bedroom out to pack up and found this picture from primary school. Why do I look like Mona the Vampire and those gnashers can compete with Masons
 
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My boyfriend has gone to his mates to watch the football so I could watch what I want on telly. Didn’t have the heart to tell him I’m keeping it on so I can stare at my boys Little Phil and Pickers.
 
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Also sorry to bring it up but the teens have noticed mase and Natasha have unfollowed eachother the guy is ruthless with the unfollow button it seems
I think she has a boyfriend now .. so he probably jogged on
 
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They just described Kane as a top player and I’m so glad they didn’t follow it up with top blaster
 
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Cheese sandwich - I forgot that’s what you order

I don’t love the McDonald’s veggie options but they had the good fries KFC halloumi burger is (although it’s like strips of halloumi fingers so maybe don’t bother)
kfc halloumi burger? WHAT?
 
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I’m jealous of all your teas!! I had an oven pizza that tasted of cardboard :/
 
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I’m jealous of all your teas!! I had an oven pizza that tasted of cardboard :/
I can’t cope with a disappointing dinner, I end up ordering in after it Can’t hack the disappointment
 
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Oh whoops it’s Burger King sorry I’m tired however it’s still good!!
I was ready to go to my local KFC and throw hands then!

Just got tucked up in bed with my chip barm, curry sauce and fizzy vimto.

Someone tell me why Chillys airtime for the national anthem was cut short to look at Southgates long gnashers
 
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Respectfully Stevie, fuck off
No Stevie, what you were thinking is “if they win I’ll stalk them to sign the front cover and I’ll flog it for £2838372737375

Don’t tell me you’re a vampire now, too was it Deccers that did it??

For real though, you are super cute!!
I was a vampire in a past life clearly! I’ve few into my fangs thank god! Aww TY


Surprised she’s not had those signed and isnt flogging them off for £150 a page https://giphy.com/RLYTfMt07mBV9hpBTk
Great minds think alike. We can read her like a book
 
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Lee Dixon “Harry Kane has been playing right back for Manchester United this season”
Explains everything!
 
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