Me on the phone to my mum to ask her if it’s okay if I talk on the internet about how much I wanna shag Mason Mount
Same! I’ve finally got myself a TikTok account and everythingWaiting for updates on the TikTok teen drama
Bad breath for sure.Also I don’t want to kill the vibe for anyone but my mum was a dentist and I bet those infected wisdom teeth bloody honked
I dare not ask my mother again after she said mason looks young enough for me to have birthed him! Cheers mother!Me on the phone to my mum to ask her if it’s okay if I talk on the internet about how much I wanna shag Mason Mount
Also I don’t want to kill the vibe for anyone but my mum was a dentist and I bet those infected wisdom teeth bloody honked
I daren’t ask you to ask her opinion on Little Phil!I dare not ask my mother again after she said mason looks young enough for me to have birthed him! Cheers mother!
You’ll all be thrilled to know that mum has invited me to dinner Friday night- but I said we have to watch the football, she’s agreed to give me her views on the players she’s actually looking forward to it
Oh if they’re not playing then I’m showing pictures no one will escape! Mother can be a little bit eccentricI daren’t ask you to ask her opinion on Little Phil!
Grim but I would probably overlook that minor detail for himAlso I don’t want to kill the vibe for anyone but my mum was a dentist and I bet those infected wisdom teeth bloody honked
Ohhh you went there!!Wouldn’t be so sure, Ronaldo is in there with him…
Let us know if you need help. I can go into witch mode very easily.STEVIE IS COMING FOR ME
Your comments were great but that..."tbh you look like his younger sister" takes the prize
I offered Marcus but now he is out too Maybe Saka? He looks like a nice kid!I mean I know we were joking last night, but whose gunna be Dec’s friend, he’s gunna be Spicey no mates without Mase and Luke!
Where do you want me? I'm in a foul mood so am fully up for upsetting kids
I’ve not come up with something witty to reply to stevie yet. might write shes a bleeping fraud tbh at this rate she’s disturbing my writing zenWhere do you want me? I'm in a foul mood so am fully up for upsetting kids
Which reminds me… I had the shwank question with mr isanythingrealanymore today…. He thought a shwank was a shower wank Which lead to more googling & ultimately a shower wank is called a wet wankI can't be arsed with twatty kids, I'm going to see if Mr P fancies a shwank
Have a cup and turkey baster at the ready! Don’t catch from the wrong end thoughI can't be arsed with twatty kids, I'm going to see if Mr P fancies a shwank