Mason Mount #35 Apparently Mason has a sore tooth but only NPB knows the truth….

[Chani10]

What they really think about us!!

[Mase] Do you lads know that I have a fan club?

[Deccers] What?

[Mase] Its true.

[Walks] Bro, don’t go in there. They’re insane.

[Mase] What’ya mean?

[Walks] They had an in depth chat about pegging!

[Jack] Wot’s peggin?

[Chilly] You don’t wanna know, Jack.

[Mase]

[Phil] Do I want 2 b pegged?

[Walks] No you don’t.

[Deccers]

[Jack] Tell me wot it means.

[Walks]

[Picks] Its when a girl does you up the bumhole with a strap on.

[Phil]

[Hendo] You seem a little too familiar with that, Picks.

[Picks]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Dom] Who’s the group, Mase?

[Mase] Flooded Basement Club.

*Radio silence for an hour*

[Mase] You lot are googling them, arent you?

[Deccers] Why’d we do that, Daddy

[Mase]

[Stonesy] Walks, why’d they call you snail.

[Walks] Coz my tongue looks like a slug, according to them nutters.

[Phil] It does.

[Walks] Shut up!

[Stonesy] One called @Scuffed wants to suck on your snail.

[Walks] At least they don’t call my dick, Yorkshire pudding.

[Stonesy] That’s only one of them. There’s plenty on there that want to ride me.

[Jack] Wot they say bout me?

[Stonesy] They call you call you Lightbulb.

[Jack] Why?

[Walks] Coz you’re a dimwit.

[Deccers] So true.

[Phil]

[Mase] Jack, you have a wife. She wants to know how big your dick is.

[Stonesy] She’ll be disappointed.

[Jack] I’ve got plenty to please a woman.

[Picks] Aye, a barbie doll.

[Chilly]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Walks]

[Harry M] Hi guys, been out. What I miss?

[Hendo] Picks likes pegging, Walks is a snail and Jack has a small dick.

[Reece] You lot are weird.

[Chilly] I do not have an STD!

[Mase] Are you sure about that…..Tink.

[Chilly] I’ve been checked.

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Hendo]

[Picks]

[Jack]

[Walks] Chilly, they love to rag on you for not having a Chinese.

[Mase] Nevermind the Chinese, you should be worried about what @Geraldine.20.jobs and @Smca53 want to do with the KFC gravy.

[Jack] Wot do they want 2 do with gravy?

[Chilly] I don’t want to know.

[Walks] Shut up, Chilly. You know you want to.

[Chilly]

[Reece] Don’t ask about the corn on the cob then.

[Deccers] I love these women. They sound like a riot.

[Stonesy] Jack, I just went on your thread. They’re even worse. They want to breastfeed you and lick your arse clean after a shit.

[Phil] Jack, why do you always attract the weird ones?

[Hendo] Because he’s a dirty fucker himself.

[Paddy] I’m ok. They think I’m smart and they call me Paddy Long Dong.

[Shawberto] Do I get a mention?

[Mase] You got a wife in a dream key had. You raise sheep and Alpacas. It was quite beautiful.

[Shawberto] Is my wife hot?

[Walks] Yeah.

[Shawberto] Cool. Set me up with her.

[Harry K] Are you lot really clogging up the chat because a group of horny women?

[Stonesy] Yeah.

[Deccers] Horny women who go mental every time I’m shirtless and wearing my Captains armband. They don’t call me Spicy Ricey for nothing.

[Mase]

[Deccers] If you gave them more content Mase, they wouldn’t have to turn to me.

[Hendo] I’ve just read some of the smut they’ve written.

[Mase] Is it good?

[Hendo] Read it. Wife is getting it soon.

[Stonesy] Jack, me and you got some smut too.

[Jack] I wanna read it.

[Picks] Jack, you know you cant read that many big words.

[Jack] Sum1 read it for me.

[Stonesy] I just read it Jack. The things your wife wants to do to you.

[Mase] I’ve just read the boxing smut. Fuckkkkkkkkk!

[Deccers] Mase. Did you read the dream @keylimepie had about you properly. You went limp dick on her and only cuddled her.

[Mase] I hope I improved. I hate to be a dream disappointment.

[Shawberto] I want some Tramadol if you get those kind of dreams.

[Chilly] Speaking of limp dick. Poor Timo got done dirty by @PunkRocker.

[Mase] Let’s not tell him that they call him Dickboy!

[Chilly]

[Tyrone] You boys do chat a lot of shit.

[Mase] Have you read the thread?

[Tyrone] No, should I?

[Mase] Yes!

[Deccers] Yes!

[Tripps] Errr, can someone explain to me what is sexy about a woman laying an egg for you to eat?

[Lingz] You wot?

[Tripps] Read the post by @PunkRocker.

[Lingz] WTF?

[Jadon] How do you ask a woman to do that?

[Hendo] Away from anything sharp, I’m guessing.

[Phil]

[Kalvin] Ermmmm, I may have missed something. Since when was shitting and wanking at the same time a thing?

[Mase]

[Jack] U wot?

[Stonesy] I don’t think I want to know about that.

[Chilly] @GGina explains it. It’s weird but I cant work out the logistics of it.

[Picks] They think I’m the shwanker.

[Harry M] Stop having angry shwanks then.

[Picks]

[Paddy] Shwanking is harder than it looks and it can get messy.

[Mase]

[Jack] Grim.

[Trips] Let’s pretend you didn’t say that.

[Mase] Anyway. I’m curious about the FBC, I’m gonna hunt one down.

[Jack] If you find one, tell me my wife I have a big dick.

[Deccers] He just doesn’t know what to do with it.

[Chilly]

[Jack] Fuck you, Deccers.

[Mase] I’ll let you all know what I manage to find out.

OMG this is the best thing I've read in a long time I can't stop laughing.

 

[Rodney2208]

I do miss going into the office, I’ve worked really hard caught up on all the gossip today! Number one on the gossip mill is that the big boss is having a work based affair and I was on the list of people it could be

 

[Chani10]

Hi! I had a lot of wine today and I'm about to have a lot of pasta
Love the Christmas decorations you are all buying. I wish I could get some but in my family's tree, only one team is allowed. And let me tell you, we got a lot of stuff from the team there how could I not be football-obsessed being raised by this family of weirdos.
And I just saw this and I don't think it's been posted by I might have missed it.

 

[MrsGrealish]

@keylimepie Camping smut start

 

[Tabbytiger]

It’s bloody freezing today, can’t believe Mase doesn’t have more layers on! Hasn’t even got his smurf hat - unfortunately!

Maybe he’s still got a temperature!
I’m prescribing more soup and also blowjobs I’m sure he will feel better in no time

 

[GGina]

Just had a news article come on my Facebook feed saying there’s a correlation between nose size and dick size
Congrats Mason!

I’ve done extensive research into this subject I love a man with a big nose

 

[kria]

Phewww there was a point where I was questioning my life choices! But I’ve remembered I’m a 27(+2) year old grown up who pays her rent mortgage

I question my life choices everyday, I’m older than you, married, 3 kids and have an imaginary 22 year old boyfriend who doesn’t even know I exist

 

[keylimepie]

Happy thirsty Thursday everyone. Today will be fun with the stinking headache I have
Wishing you all a good day

 

[Smca53]

Going back to the dish water soup. It’s 100% mason. I can tell from them finger nail stumps

Is it weird that I felt bad for the person that made the soup

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

What they really think about us!!

[Mase] Do you lads know that I have a fan club?

[Deccers] What?

[Mase] Its true.

[Walks] Bro, don’t go in there. They’re insane.

[Mase] What’ya mean?

[Walks] They had an in depth chat about pegging!

[Jack] Wot’s peggin?

[Chilly] You don’t wanna know, Jack.

[Mase]

[Phil] Do I want 2 b pegged?

[Walks] No you don’t.

[Deccers]

[Jack] Tell me wot it means.

[Walks]

[Picks] Its when a girl does you up the bumhole with a strap on.

[Phil]

[Hendo] You seem a little too familiar with that, Picks.

[Picks]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Dom] Who’s the group, Mase?

[Mase] Flooded Basement Club.

*Radio silence for an hour*

[Mase] You lot are googling them, arent you?

[Deccers] Why’d we do that, Daddy

[Mase]

[Stonesy] Walks, why’d they call you snail.

[Walks] Coz my tongue looks like a slug, according to them nutters.

[Phil] It does.

[Walks] Shut up!

[Stonesy] One called @Scuffed wants to suck on your snail.

[Walks] At least they don’t call my dick, Yorkshire pudding.

[Stonesy] That’s only one of them. There’s plenty on there that want to ride me.

[Jack] Wot they say bout me?

[Stonesy] They call you call you Lightbulb.

[Jack] Why?

[Walks] Coz you’re a dimwit.

[Deccers] So true.

[Phil]

[Mase] Jack, you have a wife. She wants to know how big your dick is.

[Stonesy] She’ll be disappointed.

[Jack] I’ve got plenty to please a woman.

[Picks] Aye, a barbie doll.

[Chilly]

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Walks]

[Harry M] Hi guys, been out. What I miss?

[Hendo] Picks likes pegging, Walks is a snail and Jack has a small dick.

[Reece] You lot are weird.

[Chilly] I do not have an STD!

[Mase] Are you sure about that…..Tink.

[Chilly] I’ve been checked.

[Mase]

[Deccers]

[Hendo]

[Picks]

[Jack]

[Walks] Chilly, they love to rag on you for not having a Chinese.

[Mase] Nevermind the Chinese, you should be worried about what @Geraldine.20.jobs and @Smca53 want to do with the KFC gravy.

[Jack] Wot do they want 2 do with gravy?

[Chilly] I don’t want to know.

[Walks] Shut up, Chilly. You know you want to.

[Chilly]

[Reece] Don’t ask about the corn on the cob then.

[Deccers] I love these women. They sound like a riot.

[Stonesy] Jack, I just went on your thread. They’re even worse. They want to breastfeed you and lick your arse clean after a shit.

[Phil] Jack, why do you always attract the weird ones?

[Hendo] Because he’s a dirty fucker himself.

[Paddy] I’m ok. They think I’m smart and they call me Paddy Long Dong.

[Shawberto] Do I get a mention?

[Mase] You got a wife in a dream key had. You raise sheep and Alpacas. It was quite beautiful.

[Shawberto] Is my wife hot?

[Walks] Yeah.

[Shawberto] Cool. Set me up with her.

[Harry K] Are you lot really clogging up the chat because a group of horny women?

[Stonesy] Yeah.

[Deccers] Horny women who go mental every time I’m shirtless and wearing my Captains armband. They don’t call me Spicy Ricey for nothing.

[Mase]

[Deccers] If you gave them more content Mase, they wouldn’t have to turn to me.

[Hendo] I’ve just read some of the smut they’ve written.

[Mase] Is it good?

[Hendo] Read it. Wife is getting it soon.

[Stonesy] Jack, me and you got some smut too.

[Jack] I wanna read it.

[Picks] Jack, you know you cant read that many big words.

[Jack] Sum1 read it for me.

[Stonesy] I just read it Jack. The things your wife wants to do to you.

[Mase] I’ve just read the boxing smut. Fuckkkkkkkkk!

[Deccers] Mase. Did you read the dream @keylimepie had about you properly. You went limp dick on her and only cuddled her.

[Mase] I hope I improved. I hate to be a dream disappointment.

[Shawberto] I want some Tramadol if you get those kind of dreams.

[Chilly] Speaking of limp dick. Poor Timo got done dirty by @PunkRocker.

[Mase] Let’s not tell him that they call him Dickboy!

[Chilly]

[Tyrone] You boys do chat a lot of shit.

[Mase] Have you read the thread?

[Tyrone] No, should I?

[Mase] Yes!

[Deccers] Yes!

[Tripps] Errr, can someone explain to me what is sexy about a woman laying an egg for you to eat?

[Lingz] You wot?

[Tripps] Read the post by @PunkRocker.

[Lingz] WTF?

[Jadon] How do you ask a woman to do that?

[Hendo] Away from anything sharp, I’m guessing.

[Phil]

[Kalvin] Ermmmm, I may have missed something. Since when was shitting and wanking at the same time a thing?

[Mase]

[Jack] U wot?

[Stonesy] I don’t think I want to know about that.

[Chilly] @GGina explains it. It’s weird but I cant work out the logistics of it.

[Picks] They think I’m the shwanker.

[Harry M] Stop having angry shwanks then.

[Picks]

[Paddy] Shwanking is harder than it looks and it can get messy.

[Mase]

[Jack] Grim.

[Trips] Let’s pretend you didn’t say that.

[Mase] Anyway. I’m curious about the FBC, I’m gonna hunt one down.

[Jack] If you find one, tell me my wife I have a big dick.

[Deccers] He just doesn’t know what to do with it.

[Chilly]

[Jack] Fuck you, Deccers.

[Mase] I’ll let you all know what I manage to find out.

This is brilliant. I'm crying laughing

 

[calmyourritas]

The only thing I can stomach when hungover is salt and vinegar crisps

 

[irishgal2013]

He doesn’t look himself does he, I mean he’s obvs still beautiful but he looks tired. He must just want to run the pricks over when he’s feeling crap.

Tuchel said he not eating or sleeping properly

 

[MrsGrealish]

Is this the start of the camping smut… how the FBC ends up at Masons house ?

I shall reveal all at 7pm.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

 

[irishgal2013]

 

[jflurker93]

Oh wow. An array of hotties. You lay like that Mase and I’ll just perch on top of you

Just to test the comfort.. you know… research!

Just realised this is when he had that jumper under his shirt and we were all seathing at the amount of layers

Jack looks quite nice in this too

 

[Smca53]

Is this mason. Sounds like his laugh

Who posted the video? That looks like a candidate for the thing that made Mase sick…

 

[nellyloz123]

Afternoon all. How are we?

I've been signed off work indefinitely, my mental health has taken a bit of a nose dive. It is work triggered so just need a break from that. You guys are my comfort zone at the moment so I'll be around a lot.

I've been with Winston aka Mason for three hours this afternoon and he is already barking at me. I wish the real Mason was as obsessed with me as the dog.

This is like someone has put all my favourite bits together.

Hope you’re okay We’re here to cheer you up all the time

Happy weekend guys! We made it! I’ve just been for a drive to my new house! 6 weeks until I move and we’ve got a front door woohoo! And I’m off to the in laws Tony and Debbie’s for a Chinese! Yum yum

 

[keylimepie]

I’m so glad that the shits didn’t cost him his England place

 

[Suder34]

Anyone got some absolutely beautiful photos of Mason in normal clothes? Not a football kit.

I googled and anything he looks FIT in has Volder hoe in it