Mason Mount #34 Mason missed the game with a mystery illness but the FBC witnessed Tony’s fitness

[nellyloz123]

Morning!!!
Omg I had the funniest dream
I was Masons girlfriend (of course) and I was on holiday and seen Voldemort who started getting lippy with me in front of her mam so I punched her and Mason was ringing her saying you’ve got thousands of pounds of clothes that are mine I want them back and she ran off crying….
THEN I was back in England at Masons house and that blonde girl from TikTok kept walking past his house to get his attention and I was like soz no hun and ended up pushing her out the window (downstairs window and she was fine)
So random

 

[jflurker93]

The full version of this is even better

Ohhhh look at him sat on the floor at the end

Hope he’s feeling better!

 

[GGina]

Morning!!!
Omg I had the funniest dream
I was Masons girlfriend (of course) and I was on holiday and seen Voldemort who started getting lippy with me in front of her mam so I punched her and Mason was ringing her saying you’ve got thousands of pounds of clothes that are mine I want them back and she ran off crying….
THEN I was back in England at Masons house and that blonde girl from TikTok kept walking past his house to get his attention and I was like soz no hun and ended up pushing her out the window (downstairs window and she was fine)
So random

Stop beating up everyone Mason has put his willy in

 

[nellyloz123]

Stop beating up everyone Mason has put his willy in

I think I need help

 

[calmyourritas]

Morning all. Happy Tuesday. Mason, hope you're feeling better.

This has become my new favourite interview. He looks Also feeling the caption.

HOLY duck WOW

 

[keylimepie]

Morning everyone. Hoping Tuesday is better than Monday but somehow I can’t see it for me Hope you all have a great Tasty Tuesday

 

[nellyloz123]

Morning everyone. Hoping Tuesday is better than Monday but somehow I can’t see it for me Hope you all have a great Tasty Tuesday

Me either.
I’m 2m into a new job and I don’t think I like it. I have hardly anything to do in soooo bored

 

[jflurker93]

Good Morning!
Despite being absolutely knackered and exhausted I still didn’t sleep well… need to call at the chemist and get some sort of sleeping aid so I can get an undisturbed kip!

@keylimepie you got any tramadol left you can send my way?

 

[Rodney2208]

Morning everyone. Hoping Tuesday is better than Monday but somehow I can’t see it for me Hope you all have a great Tasty Tuesday

My Tuesday so far =

 

[keylimepie]

Good Morning!
Despite being absolutely knackered and exhausted I still didn’t sleep well… need to call at the chemist and get some sort of sleeping aid so I can get an undisturbed kip!

@keylimepie you got any tramadol left you can send my way?

I have 3 or 4 left which I could send on I also have some diazepam if you really struggle but that rendered me unable to string a coherent sentence together

Seeing as it’s Tasty Tuesday, here’s some of sweaty Mase to make us all feel a little better

 

[jflurker93]

I can’t stop watching that video of Chilly falling on the VR
It gets funnier every time because I notice something new

 

[Chani10]

Pretty sure @PunkRocker has hijacked my ig explorer because this is the first thing it showed me today



Also, happy matchday. I'll miss the match because I'll be watching my boys again

 

[jflurker93]

Something tickled you hun?

 

[keylimepie]

Something tickled you hun?

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I’m sorry if this offends anyone but all I can see is Jim Carrey in this photo

 

[Chani10]

I’m sorry if this offends anyone but all I can see is Jim Carrey in this photo

I was going to mention that the video must be older than we thought judging by the hair.
And I can't get over the fact that they take the barber to the team's hotel is there no other time for that? I'll call my hairdresser to do my hair while at the office. I'm sure everyone will think it's totally normal

 

[Rodney2208]

I was going to mention that the video must be older than we thought judging by the hair.
And I can't get over the fact that they take the barber to the team's hotel is there no other time for that? I'll call my hairdresser to do my hair while at the office. I'm sure everyone will think it's totally normal

At this point (and how crap work is going today) I’m happy to retrain as a Barber if it means unlimited hotel room access!

 

[jflurker93]

I’m sorry if this offends anyone but all I can see is Jim Carrey in this photo

It’s the toe curling for me

And the way ben falls, then jumps, then nearly knocks the lamp off. Then his arse is chewing his pants

@Chani10 what is your kai saying about the table I can’t make it out

 

[keylimepie]

It’s the toe curling for me

And the way ben falls, then jumps, then nearly knocks the lamp off. Then his arse is chewing his pants

@Chani10 what is your kai saying about the table I can’t make it out

Ben’s scream is hilarious I think the mum in me came out when I worried if he’d hurt himself first before laughing

 

[Rodney2208]

At this point (and how crap work is going today) I’m happy to retrain as a Barber if it means unlimited hotel room access!

We just won’t ask Mr R for a reference after the lockdown haircuts

 

[Tabbytiger]

manifesting my vagina as this bottle