Mason Mount #34 Mason missed the game with a mystery illness but the FBC witnessed Tony’s fitness

[calmyourritas]

Me, catching up on this thread at 11 weeks pregnant and reading all your horror birth stories

 

[laylavd]

I've almost just choked on my coffee. My mind needs to get out of the gutter.

'Shoots like a horse'

 

[User name taken]

I swear if Lauren isn't climbing that man like a fucking tree every night, then shame on her

 

[jflurker93]

FUCKKKKK he looks good in this.
I want him wrapped around me.
THOSE ARMS

 

[nellyloz123]

Eek. Completely forgot my final mark for my first uni module was due today and I only went and got 76% overall I think that’s a first! Considering I had no idea what I was doing I’m made up!

 

[Geexoxo]

Putting my 2 pence in for the tik tok crazies to read here …
Fake beak (ffs editing to say bake but beak is making me lol cause she is always sticking her beak in tbf) what’s her face can jog on don’t need a covid test for your pissing teeth

the foot is probs Nathan or someone else on the payroll if he was trying to hide it he’d have re filmed it or done a better bloody job plus there’s plenty of space/cushion between them. He was open about his relationship with you know who so can’t imagine hed go out of his way to pretend to hide a foot.

Basically kids get off this thread and do your homework plz and leave mase to us

ps before you start I’m not old enough to be his mum as baring a child at 5 months old would’ve been physically impossible for me

 

[GGina]

Mason checking his rave thread tonight like 'fucks sake they're all lusting after Dec again '

 

[jflurker93]

Please don’t the women at work terrify me with their stories about third degree tears and prolapses I’m never having kids

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Birth stories are the best form of birth control for me.

 

[User name taken]

I've decided to change my prp from Deccers shithousing Hungary fans to being Captain sex God.

 

[calmyourritas]

Mase trying to get our attention back from Spicy

 

[laylavd]

Morning all. Happy Tuesday. Mason, hope you're feeling better.

This has become my new favourite interview. He looks Also feeling the caption.

 

[laylavd]

I never really appreciated Declan that much. Always thought he was fit but not knicker dropping fit.
But sweet Jesus I am sweating.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Marcus Rashford showing off how gorgeous and sexy he is on his birthday is a great birthday present to us. Mason needs to treat us as well.

Mason needs to recreate this. Though I'm not disappointed that it's Marcus in this video. He's extremely sexy and teasing as well.

 

[jflurker93]

Poor Ben being peppered with ‘how did you feel being benched for 2 months’ questions again.

These journalists really are shite aren’t they. Get me there, i’ll get to the nitty gritty

Ben, did you see the rumours of you getting someone up the duff?
What’s up with Mason has he got a runny bum?
What colour wine gums do Timo prefer?
Is Reece James hung like a horse?

 

[nellyloz123]

Happy thread 34!

Tbh after my weekend I have no idea what’s happened…
BUT

I WAS DRINKING IN THE SAME BAR AS MY FUTURE IN LAWS DEBBIE AND TONY and I can confirm Tony is a DILF..

Mason missed the Newcastle match which I was absolutely gutted about. There are rumours he had either the nervous poos about potentially bumping into Voldemort or had the shits from a dodgy burger at Thorpe Park…

Anyway, here’s the picture of Tony I managed to pap…

 

[calmyourritas]

Mason has had NO attention this weekend. Not with DILF Tony and Spicey Ricey!!!!

 

[nellyloz123]

Morning!!!
Omg I had the funniest dream
I was Masons girlfriend (of course) and I was on holiday and seen Voldemort who started getting lippy with me in front of her mam so I punched her and Mason was ringing her saying you’ve got thousands of pounds of clothes that are mine I want them back and she ran off crying….
THEN I was back in England at Masons house and that blonde girl from TikTok kept walking past his house to get his attention and I was like soz no hun and ended up pushing her out the window (downstairs window and she was fine)
So random

 

[jflurker93]

Something tickled you hun?

 

[MrsGrealish]

Well November can fuck off already.

I feel really fucking Ill but I've gone into work because I thought I was the only one on the department today but I'm not so I could have called in sick, and I feel like I can't go home because it'll piss off my permanently unwell colleague, who has already had a pop at me.

Another colleague has taken a pop by email.

I'm on my fucking period.

I forgot to take my antidepressant last night, so I feel like I just wanna cry.

I hate my job, I hate everyone and I just want to scream FUCK OFF!!!!

 

[PunkRocker]

Trying to think of a time a man has lovingly cleaned me with a towel after sex coming up blank I’m afraid



Are they playing twister or shagging?

Honestly I am questioning all of my sexual experiences. I've never been cleaned with a towel, called baby girl, been told I'm taking the dick so well. What if all this time I haven't been taking the dick well?!

It's shwister