Mason Mount #33 Mason we know you know about us, isn’t it about time you joined us on the drag bus

[calmyourritas]

I’d have a panic attack and turn the other way - I’d just feel like I’d have a big flashing sign above my head saying all the bad bad things want to do to him

I’d definitely end up being sick on him (sorry Mase)

 

[keylimepie]

I bet they’ve come as back up in case Voldemort shows up and makes a bloody scene. Nowt getting past Debs with that look she gave @nellyloz123

 

[Eden246]

 

[nellyloz123]

I am cryinggggg,
Twitter is the strangest place

Ahaha I’m all of a sudden AWAKE

Morning everyone!
Thank you all! Im so excited for my daddy weekend!
also, these are quite clearly drag bus driver trousers??

 

[Tabbytiger]

Love that we’ve decided he’s got the shits with no actual evidence

Channeling jumping to conclusions

 

[amzi]

Papa smurf ready for tomorrow

 

[nellyloz123]

My god ladies it was PISSING down earlier. Like literally flooded. Weather forecast for 3pm is sunny but cloudy. My hairs a mess I’m drenched. Going for some food then heading to the ground!

 

[keylimepie]

WTF have I just read?!? A guy complained to Pizza Hut for their ketchup being too sexual and now people are leaving bottles of sauce on his doorstep

ETA The Pizza Hut ketchup he complained about

 

[calmyourritas]

I genuinely can’t stop laughing this is too funny

 

[nellyloz123]

Right ladies I’m off out! If I see any more of the Mount fam I’ll be straight here!!!!

 

[jflurker93]

How those girls at that home he visited yesterday kept their composure, if my boss came to me right now and said ‘Mason Mount is coming to visit us later today’ I’d be under the desk crying asking if I can go home

 

[PunkRocker]

As much as I want Daddy to rail me senseless choking me on his dick, stretching my ass out and him filling me up with endless loads of his cum, and fucking my arse so raw I can't walk properly or sit down comfortably and my throat so hard I can't talk properly, I also want to be little spoon cuddling with Daddy on the sofa under that blanket his arms wrapped around me and his cock just gently teasing my arsehole and sliding in and out teasingly slowly as we lay together.

You're a poet

 

[kria]

And he’s highly unlikely to fake illness to miss a match to shag his ex! If he wanted to shag her (which I’m pretty sure he doesn’t) he’d just do it after!

 

[nellyloz123]

@Smca53 still had best response ever when we thought it was Chloe. “Butterfingers as she let mason slip right through them.”Couldn’t breathe reading that back

Ngl I was walking to SJP today and there was a cafe called Butterfingers and honestly I could have cried

Tony and Debs on the 2-4-1 pornstars

Maybe they knew then he has the shits so though fuck it let’s make a dirty weekend of it

 

[PunkRocker]

Now you’ve said it Punk, Deccer’s does have a look of Marv aswell you know

The Make Me Wet Bandits

 

[jflurker93]

Could push me about like that his laugh Is he having a haircut though?! The white gown makes it look like he is!

PLEASE TELL ME HES HAVING A HAIR CUT

 

[kria]

Changed it to 6pm x
It was proof read at 4am so sorry if it’s unreadable in areas, my eyes were burning!

I’m saving this for bath time!

My bathtime fyi, not the kids! That would be weird!

 

[Rodney2208]

Just gunna say the “Mason Mount Closet” insta has nothing on me at the mo, they’ve done none of last nights clothes, and I’m all over it!
Anyway I’m really need to do some proper work today so catch you all later!

 

[Smca53]

Right… Little Naths at it again.. who has bought these:View attachment 835422

It looks like you start at the bottom and enter a maze that you need to get through to get up to the or is that just my mind?

 

[calmyourritas]

I’m screaming at the thought of Mason just having the nervous shits (we’ve all been there hun)