Mason Mount #31

[keylimepie]

This guy has me crying. Mr R kept playing this video last night “fool my butt” got me every time!

I’m crying! It just seemed something the Chilly Train would be called and when he mentioned all the gear I mean he’s definitely excited

 

[jflurker93]

@nellyloz123 I think my flo is on her way as my stomach has got me bent over in agony.

I just want to go home and cuddle my hot water bottle and carry on dreaming about Mason sliding in my tik tok DM’s

 

[keylimepie]

@nellyloz123 I think my flo is on her way as my stomach has got me bent over in agony.

I just want to go home and cuddle my hot water bottle and carry on dreaming about Mason sliding in my tik tok DM’s

Oh no! Hope you feel better soon

 

[Eden246]

Short of giving you all my home address and phone number I've pretty much outed myself already

You raise a good point Gezza I’m like Key Lime, the amount of people with my name at my age is probably pretty slim!

 

[keylimepie]

You raise a good point Gezza I’m like Key Lime, the amount of people with my name at my age is probably pretty slim!

Mason making notes on everything

 

[Eden246]

Mason making notes on everything

I’ll Soulja Boy my phone number to him 6789998212 hit me up babe

 

[keylimepie]

I’ll Soulja Boy my phone number to him 6789998212 hit me up babe

He’s onto it already.

 

[QueenL]

I just can’t get the words out of my mouth. Ok… I shagged Mason. Now replace the word Mason with Bilbo Nathan

Hahaha it could have been worse and be one of your other husband prospects!
And we would never excommunicate you! We would want all the gossip!

I can’t remember when I joined in… I’ve been here a while but the threads have really started to pick up recently.

We’ll be catching up to hinch who I believe is on #450 now, I only read this thread but I checked what hers was as I know she’s one of the main ones!

Chilly was also in my dream but I can’t remember much else, wish I could though!!

It’s all very quiet in my house today, my dad got pissed at the pub last night and demanded my mum ordered him a kebab at 9pm for him to not eat it and say it was the worst kebab of his life… now he’s moping around the house like a naughty school kid.

Your dad is such a mood, bet your mom wasn't thrilled

I just checked and I joined on thread 2, after lurking from nearly the start, but wasn't posting much back then. Mase hadn't taken over my life yet.

You can not tell me that the Southampton woman fan is not checking out his a here…
ETA there’s another woman proper craning her neck next to her husband in the red bobble hat. She likes what she sees
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Can't blame them; but I just know any FBC member would be much worse, waaaay less subtle


@Chani10 you will have to stay away from our night out You are so pretty all of them will be fighting over you!
Jokes aside, I'm glad you had fun last night! Hope the lack of sleep is not affecting you too much.

 

[Suder34]

I am still mourning the loss of the bleeping hell Mason gif from giphy

still
There

 

[keylimepie]

still
There

What did you type! I type everything and it doesn’t come up for me!!

 

[GGina]

Mason making notes on everything

Just wait until daddy hires a private investigator we’re all ducked

I didn’t mean any of it promise Mase

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

I mean Mason could knock on my door later with the amount i’ve outed myself

If they are planning on knocking on my door, can they leave it till after 7 because I'm going out for tea again

 

[jflurker93]

Daddy I am absolutely up for anything I write in my smuts. Come and get me

 

[Geraldine.20.jobs]

Instagram is still speaking to me. I think it knows my obsession with the kitchen worktop so Mason this one is for you babe
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This guy was so excited to await his fate on the Chilly train

fool my butt yeah that's what I say when I'm on the platform waiting to board the Chilly train

 

[Briecc22]

@nellyloz123 I think my flo is on her way as my stomach has got me bent over in agony.

I just want to go home and cuddle my hot water bottle and carry on dreaming about

tit that's horrible, hope you feel better soon

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Short of giving you all my home address and phone number I've pretty much outed myself already

Mason, please message me if you want my address.... happy to out myself for you!!

Although, I'm fully expecting one day for someone I know to ask me about this thread because of the top of my head, I've mentioned my name, my job, my town, my birthday, my preferences and probably more that I can't remember.

 

[laylavd]

I love this. The Southampton fans are singing "Mason Mounts a wanker" and he basically tells them to sing it louder.

I cannot cope with can definitely get onboard with a cheeky little tit version of Mason.

And also the caption at the bottom - is this Tumblr user one of us?

 

[kria]

I think it is b. He has a full on chat with himself on his way back up the pitch but I can't find a video of it anywhere. It is very cute, bless him.

I loved his little chat. Reminded me of Pickers psyching himself up for the penalties in the euros.

 

[keylimepie]

If they are planning on knocking on my door, can they leave it till after 7 because I'm going out for tea again

My luck would be Gerard opening the door and telling him to do one

 

[GGina]

I loved his little chat. Reminded me of Pickers psyching himself up for the penalties in the euros.

No problem