Mason Mount #31

[PunkRocker]

Just looking back at thread one - we were all so pure and innocent back then

Thread 1 post 18, how the obsession has grown since then
And I will accept credit for getting the thread going again after someone inexplicably got the ick if you could arrange for Mason to be sent naked to my house, that will do very nicely

 

[Chani10]

Well, we don't blame them. The husbands can shut up

 

[kria]

You can not tell me that the Southampton woman fan is not checking out his a here…

ETA there’s another woman proper craning her neck next to her husband in the red bobble hat. She likes what she sees
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How have they not thrown themselves at him? It’s a perfect gluing opportunity!

 

[keylimepie]

How have they not thrown themselves at him? It’s a perfect gluing opportunity!

I’d want to be glued front ways though. I need to see his face not the back of his head

 

[kria]

I’d want to be glued front ways though. I need to see his face not the back of his head

True! And you wanna be glued to skin, not one of his many layers! It’s be too easy to get you off.

 

[Scuffed]

Thread 1 post 18, how the obsession has grown since then
And I will accept credit for getting the thread going again after someone inexplicably got the ick if you could arrange for Mason to be sent naked to my house, that will do very nicely

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You’re a hero! It’s like you co-created fireball!!

 

[keylimepie]

True! And you wanna be glued to skin, not one of his many layers! It’s be too easy to get you off.

 

[PunkRocker]

True! And you wanna be glued to skin, not one of his many layers! It’s be too easy to get you off.

But if you're glued to his back, you could give it the old reach-around

You’re a hero! It’s like you co-created fireball!!

I'm awaiting a Nobel Thirst Prize

 

[keylimepie]

But if you're glued to his back, you could give it the old reach-around

I’d make sure my hand was stuck to a certain area of his anatomy

 

[kria]

Maybe that the reason for all the layers - he’s always got people trying to glue themselves to him. Things have got worse lately hence the hat and gloves…

 

[MrsM19]

Imagine that being in front of you and looking anywhere else

Forget the match

True dat! That was me at the Man City match.

My seat was half way line, block 4. I went to the front to watch them warm up. My head kept turning from left to right, I almost got sea sick.
Half of me wanted to watch the blue boys on the left, the other half was fixed on JG on the right.

 

[keylimepie]

Maybe that the reason for all the layers - he’s always got people trying to glue themselves to him. Things have got worse lately hence the hat and gloves…

I can work around it

 

[irishgal2013]

Thread one lurker, first post was thread 5 was to shade Leah (Tammy girlfriend) sounds just about right of me. Opening my gob to shade someone

 

[PunkRocker]

Maybe that the reason for all the layers - he’s always got people trying to glue themselves to him. Things have got worse lately hence the hat and gloves…

No-one glue themselves to his face then! I don't want him wearing a balaclava!

 

[keylimepie]

No-one glue themselves to his face then! I don't want him wearing a balaclava!

Mason next training session

 

[laylavd]

I wonder how many lurkers we actually have

We must have loads when you look at the amount of people who vote in the thread polls.

 

[keylimepie]

Does he say witch after he misses??

 

[PunkRocker]

Does he say witch after he misses??

I thought he said b

 

[keylimepie]

I thought he said b

I’m just doing some research as I need to know what it would take to get him to call me a witch

 

[laylavd]

I thought he said b

I think it is b. He has a full on chat with himself on his way back up the pitch but I can't find a video of it anywhere. It is very cute, bless him.